i really like it! super cosy, lets you drink and smoke and say the ♥♥♥♥ word. all i really want are more playable species. you should add crocodiles, brachiosaurus, and warcraft trolls. thank you

Fix your game, Valve. It's legitimately unplayable. Cheater bots are destroying the gameplay and idle bots are destroying the economy. ♥♥♥♥ you and fix it. Gargle my nuts.

it's got potential. the guns are amazing (particularly that beastly shotgun), the graphics are pretty nice, the enemies look neat. but there's something oddly lifeless about it all, and not just in terms of vacant and confusing level design. something about it just doesn't feel the same as other boomer shooters - it's missing a certain je ne sais quoi that i can't put my finger on. combined with the other issues, like the underwhelming and vague developer updates and painfully slow content drops, and you've got a disappointment on your hands!

short, sweet, full of cute gals who'll steal your heart as much as they'll steal the blood from your veins

really liked this game, played through it 3 times already. fast frenetic action and killer soundtrack. any other time, this would've been a contender for game of the year, but i can't rightfully support a game with such invasive anti-cheat, nor can i believe anyone involved when they say IT'S TOTALLY SECURE GUYS and IT STOPS WHEN YOU TURN THE GAME OFF
the multiplayer isn't even good

a very enjoyable and relaxing experience. only complaint is that if you dont play for a while, it becomes difficult to understand the more esoteric drink descriptions - sure, you get told the origin of the piano man name, but it becomes hard to remember that when you havent played in a long time.
otherwise the perfect chillout game.

a waste of potential

when my ears pop when im flying on a plane, they pop with the sound of bloons getting burst by a dart

Used to love this game. Now it's dead as ♥♥♥♥.
Sad!

fun game, kinda buggy and awkward visually but i thought it was pretty enjoyable to trundle around the woods
very relaxing
maybe a bit too relaxing because it made me sleepy