I rescind what I said on my Hades 1 review

The only bad thing about this game is that I can't play it again for the first time

Just remember, every time the game hits you with some unprecedented ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ from left field it's recreating a mere abysmal 0.0001% of what Angela went through

The suffering is intentional. The train is inevitable.

Vibrator mod

Kept me sane during a phase in my life where I WAS Mr. Lethal Company guy. My job didn't have giant Bunker Spiders but it did have people following me around whenever I wasn't looking and horrible co-workers who would sacrifice me for $5 more on their paycheck. Would you believe me if I was describing front-desk at Walmart

Heart aattack

This game is so good it made me want to blow my head off with a 10 gauge shotgun