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419.0 hrs on record (277.7 hrs at review time)
Great game, even for free to play. The subscription model tends to give people the "ick" but when you think about it, for $20 a year you get 60 more official tracks, 356 track of the days, online play, and access to community tracks. That's well worth the $20 in my opinion but I understand how some people may not like it.

Fun game +++
Posted October 29, 2025.
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25.6 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
This game is unironically fun as hell.
It is also ironically fun as hell.
I get that people were disappointed that this game strayed to much from the battlefield formula, and I agree.
However, once you get over that fact, this game is a blast.
Is it good? Sort of..? But hell, a game doesn't need to be good for it to be fun.
This game will make you want to **** yourself and then 10 seconds later you will feel like a god.
Not worth full price tho. It goes on sale regularly for cheap so get it then.

Now if you will excuse me, I need to go back to scaring dropping out of the sky with a wing suit and shoving a 12 gauge shotgun down their throats. Splendid!
Posted June 16, 2025.
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3.0 hrs on record
This game allowed me to transcend reality.

As you are probably aware, this game uses impossible geometry and dabbles with the use of higher dimensions. Through the desolate halls of this game I wandered in search of answers.
How does this world work?
Why does it work?
What's the point?

Let me to tell you, this game does not disappoint. As I write this, processing what I have just witnessed, I am unsure whether to even call this a game. Its an experience that allows you to truly understand a higher plane of being. The simple graphics hide a truly profound idea that has afforded me new knowledge of how our universe works.
Obviously, the first course of action now is to exploit this new knowledge. And let's just say, I did.
To make a long story short, I am now in jail. Do you know any good lawyers?
Posted February 20, 2025.
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