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1,382 people found this review helpful
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27.7 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>romanian simulator
>wake up with the gang (cousin brothers)
>land whip outside strangers home
>steal copper
>get chased by some goblin with elbows for legs
>cousin brother #2637 dies to landmine
>return to ship with bountiful treasures (a really big bolt)
>didn't meet quota
>oh no
>get evicted
Posted November 6, 2023. Last edited November 22, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
322.5 hrs on record (253.9 hrs at review time)
Please for the love of god, let the lone lelic dev out of the basement. bro's suffering.

I hate this game.
Posted August 29, 2023. Last edited September 21, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
96.6 hrs on record (29.5 hrs at review time)
Definitely the successor we needed to Mount and Blade: Warband - Napoleonic Wars. Linebattles are just as fun and Conquest type games are even better.
Posted March 2, 2022.
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3 people found this review funny
503.2 hrs on record (302.3 hrs at review time)
I have been playing this for a long time and own both this game, its dlc's and, its predecessor.

I have never played a more painful and horrible game in my life.
Yet somehow, like a beaten wife, I keep returning to my abuser.

It's like a drug, easy to get in to, but hard to get out of.

Please for the love of god; Stay away from this trash tier game with its countless and cancerous bugs, glitches, exploits, and spam.
Posted November 7, 2020. Last edited November 7, 2020.
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