Donis
Candice
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
You dirty little
pinchy bastards.

Crabs are the dirtiest
little crustaceous

♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥ inhabitants
on the face of

the planet and there's no way
I'm letting them get on my bird.

They latch right on to
your package with their dirty

little pinchy ♥♥♥♥ claws.
They start ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hatching



eggs, it's terrifying!
Well I went online

and I calculated I need about
twenty-two bottles of crab

shampoo to get rid of the
infestation on my kitties,

twenty-two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bottles!
Do you know how embarrassing

that's going to be to us for
twenty-two bottles of crab

shampoo? I'll tell ya,
VERY EMBARRASSING!!!!
You dirty little
pinchy bastards.

Crabs are the dirtiest
little crustaceous

♥♥♥♥♥♥' ♥♥♥♥ inhabitants
on the face of

the planet and there's no way
I'm letting them get on my bird.

They latch right on to
your package with their dirty

little pinchy ♥♥♥♥ claws.
They start ♥♥♥♥♥♥' hatching



eggs, it's terrifying!
Well I went online

and I calculated I need about
twenty-two bottles of crab

shampoo to get rid of the
infestation on my kitties,

twenty-two ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bottles!
Do you know how embarrassing

that's going to be to us for
twenty-two bottles of crab

shampoo? I'll tell ya,
VERY EMBARRASSING!!!!
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