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I thought this was a cute horse girl game. I was wrong. I was not prepared to genuinely weep at 3 AM because the perpetually cheerful pink-haired girl finished last in the Arima Kinen, perfectly mirroring the crushing despair of watching my own aspirations fail spectacularly.

"I am a failure as a trainer," I whispered to my desk, utterly heartbroken.

10/10 emotional devastation—it's the most heartbroken moment as a 15 hours into my trainer career, and I've never cared more about a fictional pink ponytail that shatters my reality.