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7.0 hrs on record
Needed a game like this, I've been yearning for a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story
Posted February 1.
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23.9 hrs on record (14.0 hrs at review time)
war
Posted May 30, 2025.
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14.9 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Actually has potential, its fun now, it needs to be balanced and tweaked. I really have hope for this and I cant wait to play more.
Posted December 5, 2024.
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127.5 hrs on record (125.1 hrs at review time)
peak
Posted November 30, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
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3.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted June 20, 2024.
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189 people found this review helpful
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112.4 hrs on record (13.3 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☑ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☑ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Note: I'd give all the PlayStation versions a 10/10 but this one has to many bugs, Iron Galaxy please don't port part 2 i'm begging you. I had to roll back my drivers to play, but I had no issues after that but others have experienced way way worse


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Posted June 18, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
9.4 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
rip and tear
Posted August 13, 2023.
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