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ㅤ* A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour, and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
ㅤ* Man: Doctor, I've just swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Man: A little down in the mouth.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!