Beautiful game with great music that lets you invite a hoard of your friends, a hoard of invaders and get them to fight each other in hazardous environments. 9/11 will invite friends to praise the sun and die again.
P.S. Nameless king can put his swordspear so far up his arse.

1 Insert into a weird place.
2 State "I don't know who I am, I don't know why I'm here. All I know is I must kill."
3 Get spraydowned while driving on a hill by some bloke 300m over, using no recoil and aim hack.
4 Quit for the day and play an actually good game instead, possibly one created by a less edgy lard.

Called in a Phantom to help with Dragonrider, Dragonrider and Phantom both fell off the edge. 5/7 would call a phantom again.

They were not kidding when they told me about the amount of 12 year olds I'd find on here, and they all seem to have physical relations with my family. Also, they seemed to talk about some skill of some sort, I was too busy getting a K/D of 6.9 in my first game so I didn't really listen. 10/10 would destroy CoD Players Again.

Joined Game.
Became a Silver Skrub CT.
Got kicked from Team because I was a Skrub and unqialified for service.
Was told to Git Gud.
Failed to Git Gud.
Became a Terrorist and rushed B, found chicken in the way and became a Chicken Seller.
10/10 Would Sell Chicken Again.

If this game is not epic I don't know what is, I love the narrator's voice, right up there with Freeman.