This game is poetic in the same sense that "My Immortal" could be considered a masterpiece of our lifetime.
It's kind of amazing how much a single dev team, or rather, person, could get wrong in a single game, astoundingly bad graphics, no indicators, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ zombies seem like they are munching a footlong sandwich every time they attack.
Can't wait for all the DLC featuring Draco, Dragons and goth teens. I would not put it past them to make it $9,99