I like the owl.

From the ashes of depravity rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe? Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made. It is, perhaps, true to say that no mistakes are ever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable is carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement. You are not beyond redemption. You may change. And you may become more, so much more, than you were before. If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this. What a fortune. A privilege. A joy it is to have had such an experience. It leaves me hopeful that as a community, as a world, there is time for us to become our greatest selves. As great as we could ever dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

god save our gracious queen
long live our noble queen
god save the queen
send her victorious
happy and glorious
long to reign over us
god save the queen

i sank two thousand hours of my life into this stupid game and now get suspected of being a fascist in any online space. this game is a spectre hanging over me.