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boyderline Oct 11, 2025 @ 8:07am 
ATTENTION EVERYONE: it has come to my attention that this man has been running a secret donut cartel out of his Steam library, bribing NPCs with powdered sugar and teaching raccoons to speed run Dark Souls. He serenades lobby bots at 3 AM and convinces vending machine to unionize. Until further notice he has been declared a hazard to pillow forts and must surrender all snack-related paraphernalia. Anyways there’s a parade of rubber ducks at noon I must go to — bring earplugs if you’re coming.
boyderline Mar 23, 2024 @ 7:08pm 
to all the ladies looking at this guy's page... he cured my cancer. i am now cancer free. he saved my life.
boyderline Jun 28, 2022 @ 2:55pm 
was on garfield cart when this dude joined the lobby. extremely loud and ruined my whole immersion. someone euthanize this guy.
boyderline Nov 30, 2020 @ 11:52pm 
this man is a fraud, dont trust him. he stole my sons identity and then turned himself into the police. i mean come on guys, seriously. who even does that. how can we trust this liberal scum!!! how will our kids ever feel safe with guys like these running around the streets of candy land?
Chicken Jockey Mar 10, 2017 @ 9:15pm 
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Pechkin Sep 14, 2016 @ 1:00pm 
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Chicken Jockey Jul 4, 2016 @ 7:19pm 
Some folks are born made to wave the flag
Ooh, they're red, white and blue
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief"
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
But when the taxman comes to the door
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no

Yeah, yeah
Some folks inherit star spangled eyes
Ooh, they send you down to war, Lord
And when you ask them, "How much should we give?"
Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! y'all

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no military son, son
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, one

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one, no no no
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate son, no no no
Chicken Jockey Jun 5, 2016 @ 8:17pm 
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Chicken Jockey Jan 31, 2016 @ 7:07pm 
you the :grckey: to success. you smart and loyal.
Portamento Dec 28, 2015 @ 6:03pm 
:Uranium:
Chicken Jockey Jul 20, 2015 @ 5:16pm