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367.5 hrs on record (312.1 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I have played this game for 350 hours, and I'm now ready to give my review for this ♥♥♥♥/kindofgood game.
Well let's get on.

Pros: Excellent basis and the main game has fantastic dynamics.
- You can run it on everything, like literally.
- Extremely fun if you're playing full team with friends
- Ability to make money
- Valve listens to fans about new updates and patches
- A game that actually is in depth

Cons: ABSOLUTELY CANCEROUS COMMUNITY, judging you for every mistake you make, I mean this is a bloody game right?
- A cheater's and smurfs paradise. Literally. The "State Of The Art VAC-system" never works properly. I mean, if a person is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ spin/ragehacking, shouldn't this "State Of The Art VAC-system" detect this and ban the hacker? NOPE.

- Slavic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Well there is nice Russians, Ukrainians, and Polish guys, but there is actually A MIRACLE WHICH CAN CURE THE CANCER. Just say "привет" to a russian, and they will hopefully be nice. However, there are also western kids who think Stalin, Putin etc are the coolest guys ever. This is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane. They have imprisoned millions of their own people. They execute people at will. These are the true cancer of Counter Strike: Global Offensive.

- Literally turning my country into a place where "suka blyat" is the coolest thing to say.

- Full of immature guys. Not just really young kids, but grown adults who have nothing better to do with their lives than to troll kids and other stuff. Yes there are mature, friendly, and good people in this community, it's just very rare.

- Smurfs again, just basically guys who can't handle their own ranks and buys accounts to have fun with lower ranked people who are putting in time in the game to get better, but is that possible?
FAKKING NOPE.

- Trading, Valve literally puts restrictions on everything to make it harder for scammers to transfer skins. However, this is really affecting the community which just want to trade skins with each other. Aborting a trade? 7 day tradeban.
Don't have the steam app? Valve confiscates the skins for 72 hours. Valve, if you want to get scamming exterminated,
ALLOW PEOPLE TO WITHDRAW STEAM FUNDS.

- Steam sales. 13 euro normalpriced, 7 euro steamsale. This can allow hackers to buy multiple accounts, spend 4 hours to get to level 3, and then ♥♥♥♥ up the entire game for everyone. Valve. We all love steam sales deeply in our hearts, but please, reconsider increasing the price to 27 euros, and NEVER LOWER IT ON STEAM SALES.

Well
This game is addicting, and fun to play sometimes, but why don't I recommend it.
First of all, there are way better shooters on the market with a mature community and good people.
Second of all, hostility in you own team, for an example, i had two russians and two turks in my teams arguing of the shotdown Russian plane.
Hackers paradise. It just feels like Valve doesn't care about hackers and only pushing out skins to make money of.

Do not buy this game unless you have lots of friends to play with. Otherwise, this game will be a hole of ♥♥♥♥.

4/9 would not wait a few days again( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Posted February 12, 2016.
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264.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
1. start campaign as a random faction
2. i abandon my city to flee from the huns
3. i ally WRE
4. Attila razes everything
5. I join WRE to attack the huns
6. WRE betrays me
7. Instead of attacking the huns
8 WRE ATTACKS ME WITH THE HUNS FOR NO REASON
9. ripperino king, prince, another prince and rip my royal family
10. 50 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REBELLIONS NEXT TURN SINCE royal family is ripped.
11. the armies who are still loyal flee to ERE.
12. ERE hates me
13. i flee to persia.
14. persia and their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ally the huns
15. FINAL BATTLE
16. 2600 vs 7000 persians+3000 huns+5000 romans attack
17. computer crashes
18. i restart the game and autoresolve the battle.
19. stats: me 2600 dead
20. romans:68 dead persians: 15 dead huns: 7dead


10/10 would ally rome again
Posted September 29, 2015. Last edited September 29, 2015.
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364.6 hrs on record (54.8 hrs at review time)
1. start parthia campaign on legendary cuz why the faq not.jpg
2. I declare war on everyone
3. i take the enitre middle east
4. i make peace with everyone
5. athens, sparta, rome, cartage, massagetae, all germanic factions and egypt declare war at me
6. that was all on the same turn.
7. i end up with one city left.
8 egypt attacks
9 epic defence 2.0
10. my whole army decides to run away for no reason.

10/10 would get destroyed again
Posted September 29, 2015. Last edited September 29, 2015.
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