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I'm so sorry you were left to bleed out. Hope the next games go better

+Rep Carried me in apex after I tripped over rock and got knocked. Although she's already cheating as she mains valkyrie and flying is illegal

+Rep Best Irl Waifu

+Rep best Asuna duck

+Rep Waluigi is the ultimate example of the individual shaped by the signifier. Waluigi is a man seen only in mirror images; lost in a hall of mirrors he is a reflection of a reflection of a reflection. You start with Mario – the wholesome all Italian plumbing superman, you reflect him to create Luigi – the same thing but slightly less. You invert Mario to create Wario – Mario turned septic and libertarian – then you reflect the inversion in the reflection: you create a being who can only exist in reference to others. Waluigi is the true nowhere man, without the other characters he reflects, inverts and parodies he has no reason to exist. Waluigi’s identity only comes from what and who he isn’t – without a wider frame of reference he is nothing. He is not his own man. In a world where our identities are shaped by our warped relationships to brands and commerce we are all Waluigi.

You are a Warlock. Powerful and intelligent. You don't go for capes or armor, you want that bathrobe. Your wide range of magical abilities makes your guns look like a pea-shooter, and you complain that's what your gun feels like. You've convinced yourself that you're higher up than the Titan because he's intellectually inferior, and you think the Hunter might be trying to get into your face, so you decide to silently judge them much like a -godwinslaw!- or Simon Cowell. There's 50% chance you're a huge geek. You lack the Hunter's bravery to dive into battle and the Titan's bravery to go revive him, so you place it chicken and self revive when necessary. That self revive does come in handy when giving the enemy a free extra kill in the crucible. You're considered a noob for pushing Atehon off the edge, but you must be skillful if it took you 30 damn minutes to finally get it right and push him off. There's a 19% chance you'd wear a fedora. Nice Warlocks finish last, don't they Neo?

*uses kindred to warn there is an insidious killer nearby admiring my beautiful face and that wonderful purple beamer in my hand*

*using insidious to stare at you while you pop a trap*

ew

oof

I only said darn my friend. And minecraft is for noobs. I only play roblox.

You're too edgy you probably still play minecraft. Sorry this is a christian server so no swearing.

I've got a new one but unfortunately I'm schizophrenic so you wouldn't understand my edgy memes for my twelve year old self

I would like more memes so please create more memes.

Aw damn I guess I just wanted my father to come back from the vietnam war so badly that I created an internet meme to fill the hole inside my soul

How are you so sure that he's real if you can't even see him?!? You probably just have schizophrenia.

Gosh darn it, I knew he didn't go to the vietnam war. He's just been camping in your house this whole time.
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Ah I see, living humans who aren't 10 years older than you because that's illegal.

the man in my closet is your husband he died back in december 2012 on the 21st because he thought the world was ending you can take him home if you want because I only like living humans

This is where you realize your life has come to nothing and that you've got to let the man in your closet stay there because he doesn't have anyone else

well Bob, you're missing the point here I don't even know what the point is anymore

It's okay, I know the therapy isn't going well but you've got to stop pretending that your problems aren't yours. You can't always deal with it later, Peter.

I have selective memory I only remember what I want to remember

of all of the concerning things in that paragraph, you only address the ultimate pokemon part

Ultimate pokemon? It must be magikarp. Have you seen the way it splashes? Professor oak must be fearing the almighty magikarp at this moment. There is no god only magikarp

nya nya~ my dad works at microsoft and he's gonna suE you














but only if he decides to finally come home. Daddy doesn't love me anymore and the only affection I get is from my online roblox gf. We talk on skype sometimes and I think she's a 45year old man but I will never find a love as true and strong as the one I have with my body pillow of her. She's my wAIFU 4 LAIfu and my dad doesn't want to come home to a disappointment of a child who watches loli hentai because the tentacles make it realize that life has no meaning when its father is an undercover priest working to expose child predators like my glucose daddi3 that i found on reddit's cesspools of fake accounts used to catch the ultimate pokemon.

thanks for the cancer <3

hEhE *nUZZLEs you baCk and POUNces ON yOU*
ur a cuTI3 XD XDXDXDXD
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*nOTICes ur bULGE*
OWO wuTS THis?

*nuZZLes*
*flopS neXt to you*
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what's this
*pEts*
WHAt'S THis
UWU
nYaa~

twilight is the teenage bible

No you don't. We can't be friends if you chase people around while reciting twilight like a bible.

I love twilight

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Fight me in real life

Bring your $3 knife and stab me.