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The End?

Survive till the end
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 8:26pm

No, I'm Not Alone

You survived...but so did some Visitors
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 1:55pm

Yes, I'm Alone

Let him in
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 5:40pm

Embrace The Inevitable

Meet Death
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 8:08pm

Shroom or Doom

Perform the mushroom ritual
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 6:33pm

May Death Cleanse us of Our Sins!

Join the cultists' ritual
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 7:34pm

The Child of Doom

Find the harbinger of a new faith
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 7:56am

Yes, I'm a Murderer

So... Much... Blood...
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 8:44pm

Welcome to FEMA

Get a new job
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 5:59am

Wrath of the Vigilante

Revenge written on a bullet
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 1:18pm

Everywhere at the End of Time

Unlock all endings
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 7:56am

Event Horizon

The void stares back
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 5:14am

Bullet Dodger

They teach this stuff in ballet school?
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 9:26pm

Martyr

It wasn't your fault...
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 7:24am

The Whisperer in Darkness

I hope he dreams well...
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 8:46am

TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

You're just in denial, baby
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 7:54am

The Usual Suspects

Meet all characters at least once
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 7:51am

Radioactive

Hear all the radio messages
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 6:27pm

Idiot Box

Watch all the TV shows
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 5:33pm

A House with History

Explore the past of your home
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 11:58am

Phone Book

Make a call to every number
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 1:15pm

No, I'm not a Visitor

Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 1:40pm

Your Fluffy Master

Feed the cat
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:34pm

Sommelier

Fill your belly
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 6:52pm

Breakfast of Champions

Nothing’s better than coffee and a cigarette
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 9:27pm

Special Delivery

Order something from ForRest
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:27pm

Family Dinner

Don't refuse anyone entry
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 10:12am

Harsh Compromise

Accept a bribe. Shameless
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 5:31pm

Come and see

Witness the beginning of the end
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:36pm

Frenemy

Kill the same character both as a human and a Visitor
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 6:50pm

First time?

Misidentify a Visitor
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 6:29pm

House of the Living

Prevent Visitors from killing anyone during the first week
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:37pm

Story Was a Little Dry

Beat the game without drinking kombucha
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 5:59am

You Weren't Supposed to Hear That

Access the FEMA Hotline earlier than intended
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 5:23pm

Not on my watch!

Identify a Visitor and take action
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 5:29pm

Do Not Disturb

Refuse entry to aggressive tenants
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:28pm

I AM THE LAW

Show a pushy tenant who's the law around here
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 8:41pm

Watch and learn

Teach a young man the meaning of murder
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 7:48pm

Wait...

Where are the others?
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 9:26pm

Lost in the Roots

Learn the secrets of immortality from the Forest
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 7:17pm

Amateurish Exorcism

Keep control over your body
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:22pm

What THE HELL Was That?!

Witness horrors beyond your comprehension just outside your window
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 1:34pm

You're Fired!

Find the FEMA identity card
Unlocked Oct 1, 2025 @ 6:20am

Happier Days

See the Widow's photo from the before times
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 9:18pm

Hot Potato

Immediately return the FEMA Notice to its original owner
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 6:16pm

TV Made Me Do It

Check a person for Visitor signs for the first time
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 12:09pm

Soooooo...

Answer the pale Visitor's question for the last time
Unlocked Sep 15, 2025 @ 1:27pm

Walk A Mile in Their Shoes

Have a very strange dream
Unlocked Sep 16, 2025 @ 6:19pm

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?!

Someone puked here...
Unlocked Sep 19, 2025 @ 6:52pm



Bullets to spare

Shoot 30 times in total

Over the Garden Wall

Witness every window scene
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