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30.1 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Brilliant game but as one intended to be played cooperatively, it has miserably failed. A lobby system is ABSOLUTELY necessary before this game can be taken seriously, because it reflects the developer's lack of insignt for their priorities and general understanding of the community. Like many others, this is a game that is made infinitely better through experiences with friends, and it is completely unnacceptable for lobby systems not to be included.

I have 5 hours in game as of writing this, and I'm completely serious in saying that I believe close to half has been spent trying to find lobbies, just to play a co-op centric game with friends... This is a joke.
Posted June 20, 2016.
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3.8 hrs on record
Complete and utter waste of time. It's completely detached from reality and the entire story makes no sense. You will spend hours wasting your life with this stupid excuse of a game. I hope the developers go broke and never make another game its that awful.

If you enjoy fighting aliens on earth with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ twigs and grinding your way through some pointless universe then you will have a great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time but if you are a REMOTELY NORMAL PERSON then this game is a total and utter piece of ♥♥♥♥.
Posted January 22, 2015.
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6.0 hrs on record
So, I would be playing this game right now if the developers posessed a single brain cell. After playing this game for around a month, EA decided to shove the worlds biggest ♥♥♥♥ so deep into their ass they could taste ♥♥♥♥ in their mouth. I now cannot access MY OWN GAME which I PAYED FOR because of developers which cannot design a game menu. Upon opening the game, I am presented with a login screen - seems perfectly ok, right? We no, its not right. I would take great pleasure in recieving a response from EA about why you need to login to your own game even though YOU ALREADY GAVE THEM $30. So anyway, I login using my credentials only to find that although I made my "MyCrysis" account the best part of ten seconds ago, "My password is incorrect". I promise you I did not ♥♥♥♥ up the password (Yes, I did not have caps lock on) so please explain to me how, despite my entering all the passwords I have used in my life, they are all incorrect. I read the whole login screen and realized that there was a password reset button, PERFECT! Well, it would be if it, you know, worked. After around 10 minutes of searching the website, I finally concluded that there is no way of resetting your password.

Thanks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
-10/10
Posted May 15, 2014.
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