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Recent reviews by Goldiero ඞ(老干妈 enjoyer)

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
25.0 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
A chill, relatively simple vampirelike
Posted November 28, 2025.
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2.8 hrs on record
Fire
Posted November 2, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
You click and get a pseudo-profound quote. 5 times. That's it.
Posted November 1, 2025.
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3.9 hrs on record (2.5 hrs at review time)
Not a terrible little experience. Although it feels more like a small proof of concept than a complete game, it's still somewhat fun. Got it for free, but I'd say it's worth to get it for $0.5-$1.5.

I can see this type(!) of game becoming ultra popular instead of Balatro in an alternative universe.
Posted October 3, 2025.
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2.1 hrs on record
Игра про побег из Саратова
Posted August 11, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
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10.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This "free" game is actually more like a demo, and the actual game is an overpriced "dlc" that doesn't go on sale.
Posted April 1, 2025.
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4 people found this review helpful
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24.7 hrs on record
In order to not hate your life while playing this game you need to google checkbox list of things to build and craft for your base and character. This is starcraft level of "build order" meticilousness, but is additionally strectched for hours of grindy gameplay.

You have no reasonable means of finding out about those "must have" things to build or craft. The game design was offloaded to guide content creators, wikipedia, and mods.
Posted December 20, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
6.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
This game is an abusive relationship

It constantly shifts from making you feel like an absolutely retarded person to making you think you should be accepted into MENSA

peak
Posted May 30, 2024. Last edited May 30, 2024.
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1.6 hrs on record
Игра заставляет временно заболеть шизофренией и начать выстраивать игровые факты и ассоциации в логически касательные смысловые цепочки, чтобы вынести хоть какой-нибудь смысл от увиденного. Кстати, если вдруг по телевидению резко объявят, что стрекоз не существует, то значит, Венера проснулась; а сакральность цифры 3 это лишь отвлечение от настоящей сакральности цифры 4.
Posted March 28, 2024.
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71.5 hrs on record
This game is completely meaningless, and you will enjoy it.
Posted February 17, 2024.
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