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Cheesy dip Feb 2 @ 6:40pm 
whos this sexy guy
librarian brandon Jan 31 @ 9:39pm 
CSIS agent sent to make me believe people in Mississauga actually talk like that, and that people in Toronto actually say "Crodie" as slang. I'm so upset about this I'm gonna throw up.
floozie Jan 30 @ 7:25am 
Thank you
SuperHeroes201 Jan 24 @ 7:00pm 
N++ pfp is fire
floozie Nov 30, 2025 @ 9:50am 
No I don't :(
PaulMonroe Oct 31, 2025 @ 9:04pm 
this dude LOVES armpits stg
weather station Oct 25, 2025 @ 9:51am 
ive also heard that this guy likes armpits
Nebulamarous Oct 24, 2025 @ 9:07pm 
heard this guy likes armpits
weather station Oct 22, 2025 @ 3:44pm 
SENSIBO :garmond::garmond:
floozie Apr 21, 2024 @ 10:18am 
So Real!
weather station Apr 20, 2024 @ 1:40am 
So Real!
floozie Apr 13, 2024 @ 7:30pm 
So Real!
weather station Dec 25, 2023 @ 11:54am 
THE ARCHITECT AND THE BUILDER, THEY ARRIVE CALMLY FROM THEIR ESCALATOR WITH A SENSE OF PURPOSE
librarian brandon Jan 8, 2023 @ 2:30pm 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.