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The Babysitter’s a Vampire
Fred Figglehorn
Track 5 on Who’s Ready to Party?

There's something strange about this babysitter
She called the blood bank and asked if they deliver
She walks by the mirror, but I don't see her reflection
I've seen twilight, believe me it left an impression

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Her fingernails are sharp her teeth are pointed too
Mom left me alone with her now what am I gonna do

The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden steak and a garlic milk shake
To keep me alive
She said
"it's getting late time for you to go to bed"
I'm thinking let's call it a night, put a stake in your heart instead
I'm on to you, you're white as glue, and your skin is as cold as ice
The way you stare like I'm medium rare you're ready to take a bite

And everybody knows they come to suck your blood, hey
Hypnotize you with their eyes you got no where to run, hey
Mom will never believe me now unless I get some proof
When I'm flying around the house with fangs she'll know it's true
The babysitter's a vampire
She's looking at me like I'm dinner tonight
The babysitter's a vampire
Gonna need a wooden stake and a garlic milkshake
To keep me alive

The babysitter's a vampire
From now on I'm wearing turtle necks
The babysitter's a vampire
Will I make it through the night or end up a vampire snack