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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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7.4 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate Detroit: Become Human.

Not in like, a normal way. I'm obsessed with how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is. It doesn't believe in anything- not really, anyways. It exists to say, "hey, what if racism.. was bad?" in the clumsiest metaphor put to screen. The only good part of this game exists because David Cage's grubby little claws were tempered by the existence of a cowriter (as well as Clancy Brown and Bryan Dechart constantly adlibbing). I shudder to think about how ass this game would be if it was another games worth of Cage stroking his own ♥♥♥♥. He's like a pedophillic French JK Rowling. I hate this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. It doesn't speak for anything. There are clearly like, 3 intended paths for you to go down in each route and if you stray from them at all the game falls apart. Not even to mention the Kara route, where your options are to either shepherd your stupid android child to safety or to literally just die.

This game was bought for me as a punishment. I literally only had fun when I was mocking the story the entire time. Maybe i'm just a pretentious ♥♥♥♥, but I wouldn't wish Detroit: Become Human on my worst enemy. 0/10 gratuitous child undressing scenes
Posted October 9, 2024.
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6.9 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ INCREDIBLE
Posted October 6, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
98.7 hrs on record (54.9 hrs at review time)
i am incapable of playing anything else. please help
Posted October 5, 2021.
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180.2 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
very fun, can ♥♥♥♥ around with international friendos
Posted June 8, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record (4.7 hrs at review time)
hehe funny gun go boom
Posted May 27, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
how close sim 3
Posted March 17, 2021.
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92.7 hrs on record (92.5 hrs at review time)
i have an addiction.
Posted February 28, 2021.
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53.1 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
dark rp bad, bottom text
Posted January 19, 2021.
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4.5 hrs on record
hard game, good game.
praise the omnissiah
Posted April 3, 2020.
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5.4 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
pretty good, can be laggy at times. fun physics engine, incredibly entertaining to throw your friends off islands and to use their bodies to solve puzzles.
8/10, good for relaxing or for flexing your mental muscles
Posted December 14, 2019.
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