Hooli
Przemyslaw Holas
Katowice, Poland
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✳ Leyla 🍑 May 30, 2019 @ 5:40am 
Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

🥒 * ⚡ * 🏓 * 👾 * 💄 * 🎽 * 🎁 * 👽 * 🌳 * 🌽 * 🌂 * 🍧 * 🚕 * 🐠 * 👔 * 🐛
ㅤ* I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
ㅤ* Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
ㅤ* I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
📒 * 🐳 * 🌸 * 🎍 * 🥒 * 💛 * 💎 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 🕺 * 💃 * 👑 * 📕 * 👃 * 👽 * 🐟

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!