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0.4 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Yeah I don't recommend this game because it is extremely sad and made me cry. But its well put together and the devs have done a beautiful job telling this story and I don't want them to suffer so i upthumb it.
Posted April 23, 2021.
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76.1 hrs on record (51.9 hrs at review time)
great game with a great story, do yourself a favour and don't play hardcore mode. If you want to spend two and a half hours fighting three dudes in the starting area with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ combat mechanics, play hardcore. otherwise just do it on easy mode
Posted March 12, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
The Last of Waifus is easily one of the best games of the quarantine generation – if not the best game, period – so any excuse to jump back into its expertly realized world is most welcome. With Konichiwa Games' latest, The Last of of Waifus, we get to do just that. Squeezing out just a few more precious hours of exploration in its post-pandemic, post-apocalyptic anime world includes both enlightening story reveals and an interesting new take on combat.

There's anime tiddy too
Posted December 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
In many ways it is a classic hunt-and-collect game, but there's an added element of suspense thrown in for good measure to keep you on your toes. You find yourself walking around in the dark equipped with a but a flashlight and a camera to help you see. They should have equipped you with a fleshlight because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ these pages offer complete deliverance from the Anime Horror. Spend too long hunting and your battery will run out - if the Anime Horror doesn't catch up with your first, that is.

Actually scared the weeb out of me as well, as you rapidly turn to scan the surrounding area for more anime tiddy, catching a glimpse of the Anime Horror will cause your camera to glitch and terrifies the player to the very core. Locking gaze with the Anime Horror provokes the instinctive reaction of spinning back the way you came and SPRINTING as far as possible from that nightmare. Definitely recommend.
Posted December 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
So, what do we actually have here? The four to five-hour campaign plays host to a varied selection of missions telling Hentai Battalion's tale of the hunt for Haji and how the CPT Rogers is defending the country from anime baddies. It's a somewhat interesting narrative to be fair, but its main purpose is to push the two perspectives from place to place at the most blistering pace possible. The campaign lacks a single second of downtime, making for an incredibly tense and enjoyable ride from start to finish.

However, that's not to say it isn't worth playing. Gunplay from 2009 still feels perfectly acceptable in the modern era, the impressive set pieces continue to hold up, and compelling level design ensures you'll always be exploring an interesting environment. -FOR CHRIST SAKE YOU CAN FLY A JET- The campaign is still thoroughly enjoyable to this day, doing more than enough to justify its price tag in the process.

Whether you're scaling the sandy dunes of the Middle East in an assault on a Haji occupied ruins, fighting for your life in the famous Middle Eastern Dogfights, or taking back ♥♥♥♥ City from Haji Control, the title's intensity will have you hooked. It all comes back to that breakneck pace: the game simply doesn’t allow your attention to sway for a single second.
Posted December 26, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
91.2 hrs on record (78.0 hrs at review time)
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THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED.
Intricate, branching storylines where the decisions you make throughout the game actually have an impact on relationships and endings, and even the life and death of major characters. Combat is complex enough to require some actual input instead of Skyrim-style hack-and-slash until the enemies are dead.

The lore is great, the small jokes and references are better. The Blood & Wine DLC is a must-have as it adds dozens of hours of further content that match the quality of the base game.

TL;DR: Everything you wanted from Skyrim instead of being spoonfed a story with 2 endings.

(P.s. they got tiddy. My boy Geralt of Labia slayed 7 different women through the main & side quests)
Posted July 13, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
53.1 hrs on record (24.4 hrs at review time)
Queued into an NA server squad game. Got placed into a squad with three chinese men. They kept knocking me down and demanding that I say "China Numba One." Upon my refusal to do so, they would revive me only to knock me down again. This continued until the playzone was restricted to the point that I died immediately after being downed. Besides that, it's been pretty good.
Posted May 8, 2018.
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115.3 hrs on record (93.2 hrs at review time)
Brand new modernised version of the classic "Mafia" board game. I ♥♥♥ wit it heavy. Really interesting and a great way to kill time while you're in queue for other games.
Posted May 8, 2018.
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31 people found this review helpful
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2.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
5 total players across all servers. This game redefines the term "dead content." A long, tedious grind that is extremely boring is required for all starting players unless you choose to engage in microtransactions. As to be expected, marketplace is completely empty. 1/10 worst isometric MMORPG I've ever played.
Posted May 8, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Pretty solid game, unfortunately lacking a playerbase. Playing CO-OP versus AI can be annoying because half the maps are CTF and it is impossible to win a CTF game versus bots (or even to lose one for that matter) because the AI spawns on the flag. Great concept for a game, poor maintenance. If you're looking to kill a quick 45 minutes though, I'd recommend.
Posted May 8, 2018.
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