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599.4 hrs on record (564.2 hrs at review time)
Me when the:
the when
wh...
bobs
me when bo..
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your frend whenbots:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
mhm..,
Posted June 17, 2024. Last edited December 20, 2024.
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75.2 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
When your supply trucks die right off spawn, and you're friends cry in VC,
when the FOB is getting bombed and the ass is getting pumped by some random russian,
and when your screen is blacker than the avrage male from [redacted] from the suppression mechanic,
you know for a damn fact that the PTSD-simutalor is doing its job.
Posted August 27, 2022. Last edited August 28, 2022.
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25.7 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
when trying to cosplay muslim and just kill and delimb people
Posted February 10, 2022.
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46.9 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
traktor n förklifts!
Posted December 12, 2021.
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104.2 hrs on record (73.8 hrs at review time)
is gaem yes!
Posted December 4, 2021.
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124.1 hrs on record (44.1 hrs at review time)
TO DOT SERCJ UP TABER G ROUL #$ !!!1!111!!!!!!1!
Posted May 4, 2021. Last edited May 21, 2022.
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4,033.7 hrs on record (4,000.5 hrs at review time)
wow its a tank!
i says supprisingly
the bush killed me :(
"Hey, wheres my snare" - Chinese man who lost his pet.
The snare will guide us all, i say
False
The snare will eat your tormented sole untill you loose the will to feed it.
All in all,

I uuuuuh, i uh, LAWN MOVeR
lost my m ind sniffing concrete back in '76.
i now live under a rotted matress sleeping on a broken tent, (no poles allowed)
Overpass is my least favourite overpass


This will NOT be removed, i shall stand my groin!.
The walls are talking again.'
Must feed the snare
feed the snare
feed the snare
feeed the snare
feed the sane

"waa waa" says the all-knowing infant
LOL ahaha!
I once ran over a old lady and got a way without a DUI.
Haha false again!
nvm
oh rise is done cooking, time fora folding!
Hi im i study engineering.

flora >>>> fauna

Hey look, the sky is hollow again!
See you next time!

Yours truly, kiribati





















How can anyone stille believe wtc 7 burned to the ground?
Posted January 27, 2021. Last edited October 30, 2025.
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1,079.4 hrs on record (863.1 hrs at review time)
Spawn on beach, build tool, build house, die by dilo.
Build tool, harvest material, build better tool, move from beach, die by raptor, spawn in new house, try retrieving your stuff, die by same raptor, repeat seven times.
Succesfully retrieve stuff, get home.
Tame Argent, get killed by rex.
Respawn and get your stuff.
Argent is now awake.
Kill rex as revenge, laught at corpse, enjoy ark for some time until you get swarmed by sabers.
Respawn and get your stuff.
Find a new rex and tame it.
Forget the taming pen, get overrun by a rex with half torpor.
Respawn and get your stuff.
Build taming pen and tame rex, rex now yours.
Level only melee and HP on rex, rex now OP.
Kill everything on the ark.
Meet giga, die by giga.
Leave
10/10 would play again
Posted November 10, 2020.
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