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It’s 2043. The Mr. Beast x LinkedIn Games are airing on screen. 5000 applicants have spent 1000 LinkedIn micro-transaction points to apply to a 12 round interview process for pushing carts at Walmart. The minimum wage is up to $7.67 in large efforts to the heroic work of Abella Danger of the Democratic Party.

The 10 remaining applicants who survived climbing Mount Everest blindfolded in round 11 are now put into a 5 on 5 basketball game with the MVP earning the right to push carts at Walmart. You’re sad for a moment— your best friend was eaten by tigers in the jungles of Antarctica in round 6…. But then you remembered you made $120000 off his death in your prediction market bet.

An Applebees commercial comes on. It’s old friend and billionaire @wstgoat7 eating. Nothing else. You sip on your Coke Zero and cheers 🥂 to the screen.

You flip the channel. Life is good. LeBron throws down a signature tomahawk dunk as his Akron Zips advance to the Elite 8 to face Stephen Curry’s Davidson Wildcats. LeBron is finishing up a decorated 13 year NCAA career.

You flip the channel again. Black Ops 27 is releasing on the PS15. It looks god awful…. But it has Shipment.

You turn off your Meta contacts. You walk outside of your 80 square foot Greenland shed you got a 50 year mortgage on in 2028. You feel the 85° January sun on your skin.

Just another great day to be an American.

please uninstall CSGO. You are dogwater

This Guy tried to eat my ass and dint even take me out to dinner first

+rep tbh nice guy huge skill set

plays with cheaters