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UselessPrettyBoy Jul 6, 2024 @ 11:47am 
got scared of my massive ♥♥♥♥ :(
Shay May 13, 2024 @ 5:25pm 
-rep :(
Shay Mar 29, 2023 @ 11:52am 
-rep still offline
Shay Mar 27, 2022 @ 6:20pm 
-rep, died
Javeezy Sep 1, 2021 @ 8:06pm 
yoo
UselessPrettyBoy Jun 7, 2021 @ 4:38pm 
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UselessPrettyBoy Feb 28, 2021 @ 9:42am 
Ready to size up against any netflix control buttons
Pounding Hearts~ Feb 27, 2021 @ 10:11pm 
Tommy here possesses 10 inches of continuous beef between his toned legs. :lunar2019coolpig:
UselessPrettyBoy Feb 24, 2021 @ 2:44pm 
I have such a fat ♥♥♥♥
uwu myers Feb 22, 2021 @ 5:27pm 
respond to my DBD inquiries. Mr. last online 3 days ago. offlinechz.:steamsad:
futrz Aug 17, 2020 @ 7:47pm 
A vent... I hate 😡 my huge balls 🏀🏀🏀. Whenever I try to run 🏃, they swing and slap me hard on 🔛 the ♥♥♥ 🍑. Whenever I ♥♥♥♥, the other guys in the bathroom 🛀🛀🛀 stare 👁👁 at them. So today, I tried to put a bra on 🔛 them to keep them in place 🏆🏆🏆. It was going well, until I took my pants off to change 📈 for gym. All the other boys 👦👦👦 noticed, and started to point 🈯🈯🈯 and laugh 😄. And then, one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ guy 👦👦 started to chant “Big balls 🏀🏀! Big balls 🏀🏀! Nananananana!”. Within twenty seconds, the whole locker room had joined in. By the time ⌚⌚⌚ gym was over, the rumor had already spread. People 👫👫👫 kept bumping into me in the hallway and saying “Whoops! Sorry 💔 ♥♥♥♥♥balls!”. I’m crying 😂 onto my keyboard ⌨⌨⌨ right 👉👉👉 now... I don’t think 🤔 I can do this ⬆ anymore.
UselessPrettyBoy Jul 12, 2020 @ 8:38am 
+rep has a pretty face but can't take my huge tiger c.o.c.k.
Neo Jul 5, 2020 @ 2:59pm 
Diving through steam i found your profile, thought your pfp was neat then checked your description and i am scared :dswilson:
UselessPrettyBoy Jun 12, 2020 @ 5:38am 
+rep HUGS C.0CK tightly with her Brazilian ♥♥♥♥♥
UselessPrettyBoy Jun 11, 2020 @ 6:59am 
+rep, this brazilian knows how to take a big fat ♥♥♥♥. lips grip the ♥♥♥♥ 100%
futrz May 8, 2020 @ 5:23pm 
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....

████████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....

████████████]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....

█████████████████] 99% complete.....

❌❌ERROR!❌❌

💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁
futrz May 8, 2020 @ 5:17pm 
Whoa guys 😳 I think 🤔 my grandfather 😮 might be a gamer 🎮

I found a richtofen cosplay 😎🧐 from cod zombies 🧟‍♂️ in his closet 🚪it's even got the ♥ epic zombies symbol ♥ on the arm 💪 which tells me he's a classic 🛂🎮 gamer 😏 b/c they stopped using that ♥ symbol b/c it looks 👀 too much like a windmill 🌬️ and windmill ⚡ companies and farmers 🌽👨‍🌾 were getting mad 😒

He's even got a bunch of pics 🖼️ of him and some friends dressed up 😜 but the pics must be photoshopped 🤔 cuz he looks younger 🧒 also who ever took the picture 🖼️ def didn't make sure they were ready 🙄 b/c they're all pointing up with their whole hands ✋old people are weird 😂

🎮 Game on grandpa! ♥
Anero Apr 13, 2020 @ 4:41pm 
ghostface's lil slut

jane is dating ace

jane fell in love with ace

SteakMadeABabyWithGreatValue

steak made a baby with great val

jane x ace are dating

ClaudFindsDwightCute:)

claud finds dwight cute :)

meg+jake reconciled😊

meg+jake reconciled
uwu myers Apr 13, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
yes
and now im ghostfaces lil slut
Anero Apr 13, 2020 @ 11:31am 
jane is dating ace

jane fell in love with ace

SteakMadeABabyWithGreatValue

steak made a baby with great val

jane x ace are dating

ClaudFindsDwightCute:)

claud finds dwight cute :)

meg+jake reconciled😊

meg+jake reconciled

meg+jake are breaking up?!?
uwu myers Apr 11, 2020 @ 5:43pm 
i bet the word u said was d * ck
uwu myers Apr 11, 2020 @ 5:42pm 
sheat your "♥♥♥♥"? what was the word that got hearted
UselessPrettyBoy Apr 11, 2020 @ 10:16am 
Quiet down Anero, and sheath your ♥♥♥♥.
Anero Apr 11, 2020 @ 8:30am 
Ye Ye
uwu myers Apr 11, 2020 @ 8:20am 
;)
Anero Apr 11, 2020 @ 2:17am 
What Have I just came across
Weird hex but okay Apr 9, 2020 @ 8:25pm 
As you count down 📉 the days (and nights 😤😤) until we get His 🍊🍑😍dirty money 💰😪😈 unloaded 💦 🔝into our direct deposit 😩😩Consider using your Donny Dollars to contribute to your 🍑💦🍆Raw-th 401k. Lower your fiduciary standards 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️, don’t pullout 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ of the market, and make a charitable donation to someone in NEED😩🙏😫😫. Send this reminder to 5 quarantine cuties 😍 , so they can taste 👅👅 that big 🧠 stimulus 💦package 📦🍆
UselessPrettyBoy Mar 24, 2020 @ 12:47pm 
:D
uwu myers Mar 21, 2020 @ 2:22pm 
yes true
UselessPrettyBoy Mar 21, 2020 @ 6:59am 
my ♥♥♥♥ is huge
Lowbei Mar 16, 2020 @ 4:44pm 
dont stress it. usually if you start running straight toward them, you will get within bbqs safety range of 32m (i think) before they get the hook, and be in a better position to save than anyone else. if hooked i assume im dead and happy if randos come save.
uwu myers Mar 16, 2020 @ 4:42pm 
thats kinda what im doing, i think what gets me every single match is the bbq range thing. literally every time i die its because im doing a gen, almost 100% and then the killer comes over and hooks me and then either my teammates dont save or i get farmed or sometimes its a safe unhook and the killer just goes for me.
but thanks a lot for the help :) im trying
Lowbei Mar 16, 2020 @ 4:37pm 
doh. sounds like a tactics issue. id recommend tossing on self care, sprint, botany knowledge, and wglf. do gens, and the second someone goes down, hurry to bbq range and prepare a save. being overly bold and altruistic will force you into situations where you will gain the experience to make even better decisions in the future. i hope this helped :)
uwu myers Mar 16, 2020 @ 4:33pm 
i am the bad that thinks solo is too hard
i literally havent won a single match in the past few days
Lowbei Mar 16, 2020 @ 4:29pm 
i solo at red ranks with no problems, usually with no items or offerings. ignore the bads who will tell you that solo is too hard.
Shay Mar 1, 2020 @ 7:05am 
+rep the OG that's not dead
Shay Jun 4, 2019 @ 8:30pm 
-rep came back and abandoned me again
Shay May 24, 2019 @ 4:38am 
-rep abandoned me
Shay Apr 15, 2019 @ 5:07pm 
:P:ussy be warm af 😩. And females have the nerve to ask “why you bust so quick 💦”? What happens when you put a hotdog in a microwave for 2 minutes?🍆😳😳.Exactly stupid bald head bi:agathacross:ch😩😩. don’t ask me no dumb shi:agathacross: like that.
Shay Apr 7, 2019 @ 2:02pm 
❤mommies 👪milkies🍼 they're so yummy😇 i want them in my tummy!🙎 I drink 😂and lick and suck the nip😝 and i play the 🍆🍒 milkies🌊 with my tip! mommy ❤mommy ❤🍼milkies🍼 NOW! milky milkers 🍌🌽 from the🗿 human 🗼cow! 😤😎🐄🍄
Shay Mar 5, 2019 @ 12:42am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
UselessPrettyBoy Mar 1, 2019 @ 11:32am