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it was worth waiting 7 years for this. yes it is very hard but if you love hard games this should only be a positive for you

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Posted September 6, 2025. Last edited September 6, 2025.
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41.7 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
peak lore with masochism levels above the entire dark souls trilogy. 11/10
Posted August 23, 2025.
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25.6 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
fighting one of the final bosses
fails a coinflip
gets violated
10/10 game
Posted August 8, 2025.
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15.6 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
shield go boink
Posted May 16, 2025.
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6.5 hrs on record
Amazing movement mechanics, cute game.

I liked how there was no handholding, and hints for progression come in form of flavortext (i.e. one of the butlers telling you to look for hay, which is where you get the wall jump, the tombstones at the top of the castle hinting at which areas have keys).

There are quite a few abilities, but you could kinda tell when you didn't have the right ones to progress from the get-go, which I feel some metroidvanias really struggle with. That said it's kinda obvious what ability you'll get soon when you see the obstacle, if you've ever played a metroidvania before. I felt like there was only one real combat ability (the very first ability you get) and the rest are meant for progression. The game doesn't really focus on the combat, in the same sense mario 64 doesn't focus on combat but has boss encounters (2 bosses in the whole game should tell you that this is mostly a platformer). Maybe that's wrong to say because there *are* rooms full of enemies you get locked into, just like traditional metroidvanias but after beating the first boss 10-15 mins into the game, I thought there would be more. Not disappointed, just found it weird. The metroidvania part mostly comes from the map structure and locking abilities behind a platforming puzzle, like hollow knight in 3D.

Only thing that's missing are achievements imo. Would be nice to track what's left to do in the game. You really don't need to get all the hidden upgrades to finish the game, but it'd be nice for the completionists like me lol.
Posted December 26, 2024.
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0.0 hrs on record
Releasing this DLC on a busy Monday must have been an intentional joke from wube to make every engineer take a week off so their factory could grow interstellar

Edit after 160 hours of DLC content:

I've only explored Fulgora and Vulcanus enough to get their respective sciences as I've been more focused on the spaceship building aspect of the game. The amount of content you get in this expansion is seriously worth the price as on a 160 hour save, I only really expanded Nauvis enough to feel safe before leaving. Thankfully the planets I chose don't have a looming threat of expansion which restricts you from leaving a factory autonomous, so I could focus on upgrading my ships. You'd regret turning biter expansions off late game, if that's still a feature. In general 2.0 adds many good features like making circuits understandable for people without a degree in programming, but my favourites must be beacon and pipe changes. The builds that this change inevitably result in look way better than meta pre 2.0 beaconed assemblers/furnace stacks. Foundries and electromagnetic plants take full advantage of the new fluid system

The expansion and 2.0 both add many features I've had with mods in earlier factorio versions. My old 340 hour base from pre 2.0 had so many mods that added features 2.0 adds, like the jetpack mod, the pipe visualiser, upgrade planner allowing you to mass swap modules, etc. That world simply won't load but I really prefer the space age progression to vanilla anyway, don't mind the corrupted save file at all lol.
Posted October 27, 2024. Last edited January 3, 2025.
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you don't have the right
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buggy but fun
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Banger game. I will forgive the last level being really complicated just because of how good everything else is. Love it <3
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An incredible psychedelic immersive sim experience that parodies events in the real world. Will the comedic insights be as relevant in a few years? Maybe, maybe not, but I believe it is still the greatest immersive sim since dishonored. Genuinely great.
Posted July 7, 2023.
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