Do you enjoy pineapple scented mac n cheese, or goat pinatas that breathe cotton candy? Petunias! Let's have a round of applause. Now let's have a quadrilateral dexihedron of applause! You will never experience anything like this. Unless you play it. Then you'll experience it. Good day.

After hundreds of hours spent exploring the world and plundering the deepest and darkest dungeons, I realized that I have only just begun to touch on the main storyline of the game. So much to do, so much to see. But you don't have to take my word for it!