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82.7 hrs on record (42.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Fokin silvers ruining my ♥♥♥♥♥
Posted December 18, 2015.
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1.1 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
Well, it has a pretty good quality uninstall button... unfortunatly you might have to wait a while...because no matter if you have a titan or an asus, your framerate will drop lower than the houston texans play ratio it tried to be dayZ but the only thing it got right from that was the terrible frame rate and the mass glitches.
Posted October 11, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
26.8 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>stroll into my local GameStop
>looking to pick up a copy of ARMA TWOOOOOO
>grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register
>"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..."
>she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves
>her eyes widen as she reads the game's title
>"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!"
>I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind
>"Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty Advanced Memefare! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!"
>I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst
>generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing
>"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady."
>"♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
>I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them
>"As you wish..."
>I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react
>he bellows and charges forward
>I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter
>I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back
>"...requiescat in pace..."
>As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers
>"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...?
>"No thanks, milady, I prefer single player. Besides..."
>I sheath my sword
>"You're not my type."
Posted September 13, 2015.
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11.7 hrs on record (8.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Well i love the game i've always wanted a realistic world war era game, i've always wanted to get Red Orchestra 2 but i use my money for the things i particularly need, so i thought i could give this game a try. Well i like it but i cant rate it a "meh" for some reason so i just have to go with "yes" well here is what i think are flaws and well positive stuff...

Pros:

Good large maps
it does not look like your looking out of the soldiers neck like their eyes are seriously in their neck Example: Call of duty TF2 Battlefield etc.
Graphics are pretty cool for a free game

Cons:

I want an SMG but alas, i have to get pretty weathy and i have to wait half my life and spend 3 billion hours in game to obtain said SMG

it takes 3000000000 shots to gun down an enemy in the torso

The level-up system is slower than the lines at american airlines (yeah ♥♥♥♥ you too american airlines miami for your scary looking people to make us miss the only flight back to our home state)



Posted September 5, 2015.
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1,190.6 hrs on record (851.0 hrs at review time)
great game free addons thousands of players... if you get the chanceget it, its just worth it. and if a soul hates this game and doesnt praise gaben here is a message to you:

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Posted August 20, 2015.
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