Every day I wake up and go work in my software developer job. I work for 10 hours every single day for [REDACTED] per month. The problem is that every day some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who uses an umbilical cord as some web swinging apparatus keeps speeding up to the top department and kills my boss. This has been happening for a few weeks now and every time it happens my pay gets ducked because the company needs to hire new replacements. I'm about to miss my rent and my wife keeps telling me that if I don't get my ♥♥♥♥ together she will move into the church from across the street. What am I supposed to do? That ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who keeps killing my boss always shouts something about "INVEST IN GAGA" and "CEO MINDSET". I don't have ten years for an investment plan, I need my money NOW. If I don't get my pay raised back to what it was before all of this, I'm moving to work for your competitors, so get your ♥♥♥♥ together.

the game is ok, not a true RPG like Deus Ex (ik it's an immersive sim but it still has more decision making than this LMAO) or even The Witcher (no major branching decisions in 12h of play) but the writing and the setting is exactly what cyberpunk is supposed to be

gunplay is ok, but i just toss grenades most of the time, that's pretty fun. shooting feels like destiny

driving is okay but but they need to buff braking

city looks amazing and i like that it has loads of back alleys and shady dealers around

bugs are really noticeable and there are a bunch that will break the game and i'm afraid it will take a LONG time to fix them because this game seems to be incompetently developed

what i mean by this is that there should be no excuse for a game of this size and scale to hard code npc paths
take GTA V for example, released in 2013. in GTA V when an NPC is driving a car during a cutscene, algorithms will calculate the shortest path and will manage to avoid obstacles

Cyberpunk, by contrast, will have predetermined paths that will be strictly followed by NPCs. not only does this easily break if something goes wrong and the game forgets to remove some obstacle or some random NPC car on the way happens to cross paths and results in an awkward ruined moment, but it also looks really cheap, since the way they drive looks really unrealistic (if you've played the intro where you're shooting guns while jackie is driving you, you'll know what i mean)

also, claiming that you will have diverse gender customization options when the only options are penis(1, 2) or vagina and then tying pronouns to the voice you choose is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, character customization is honestly really shallow

idiiii haha i love game

young old older

ayy lmao shoot headcrab in high definitions

too hard i like

put object on gman penis

kill yourself

i dont like game is just like dayz with minecraft kid graphic

haha nice meme