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After the rice incident, his diet was re-modified. It was just potatoes now.
Turns out that heaven is just a really good minecraft server.
You cant cuddle with the IRS.
Wearing fingerless gloves that said "I WANT REVENGE" to school.
This is much easier than my old dime trick where I would swallow a dime and then deny it.
He got expelled from school for throwing his desk at his teacher when she asked him to stop singing the power rangers theme song.
I remember the opening paragraph started something like; "In a land where jobs are scarce, one brave man stands out from the rest..."
Did he start that statement off with "It has been seven days since I ran out of ketchup"?
Around the outside of the duct were the majority of his "alien plans". He had things set up like some kind of command center.
I've seen a kid growl at a teacher because she told him to stop eating the table, This was Thursday.
Instead of walking, the weird kid in my school chose to army crawl from class to class for all of high school.
My logic was something like weird but intentional > fuçk-up. I went to school the next day with light blue glitter in vaguely the shape of eyebrows.
Constructed a suit of armor out of cardboard boxes, hijacked the handicap scooter thing and drove around.
With Adam Sandler winning the award for both "Worst Actor" and "Worst Actress."
Are you actually questioning the years of ergonomic research that went into the X-Cool?
I know a guy studying philosophy that dropped out of college because he convinced himself he didn't exist .
dude come on, you have to hide your autism power level.
I saw a penny on the ground and picked it up. All I hear behind me is "hey cool a penny" and the random stranger behind us rips it from my hand and runs.
He stands infront of the class and begins chanting some magic words, he hits the hat 3 times and out he pulls a dead hamster.
I wore bicycle helmets when I drove my car.
I was at the Lego store admiring the giant Star Destroyer they had on display. One of the employees came up to me, looked me up and down, and said "you know, I have over 200 Bionicles."
This one kid at my school randomly disappeared for 2 days, he was actually at school the whole time, just hiding.
Go out to the city and ask the date if she would mind going on a rooftop. Once you arrive, start doing parkour.
I had to hide in a Walmart, but they found me in toy aisle. Luckily I looked down to my right and the NERF force Titan x-2 with foregrip and laser sight attachments.
We rented The Human Centipede 2: The Squeakquel!
There was a kid who wasn't allowed in the cafe by himself because he'd wrestle invisible opponents and make a scene.
How did "dabbing on the haters" help unify and calm the then-fractured Middle East?
This looks like that really racist ratatouille remake.
Send her a diçk pic, wait a few minutes, and then apologize and say that was meant for your dad.
The next year, he put out an album (the first of several) that contained a 4 minute long autotuned track of him crying.
Told my wife she has an anger issue. We weren't even fighting. Guess what? She is fuçking pissed right now.
I run in front of the small group, squat down, turn just my head around, and forcefully shít myself.
If you didn't know this before, early 90's denim was the least forgiving fabric in the world.
That is mental gymnastics of the most silly caliber
How dare you! The whole Air Bud Pentology is genius and cinema at its absolute best.
I'm going to make a before and after where I get polio.
I need you to have sex with the clients, how else are we gonna compete with the BestBuy across the street?
I was exceited, but not surprised; what movie starlet wouldn't want to have sex with an honor student/purple blet in karate like me?
This man almost asked her what is the recommended amount of RAM
I look back and reminisce on the brief period of time in my life when one could only assume I had Down’s syndrome.