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Word around the office is you got a fat ****

harold has ...risen

Tunneling isn't always necessary. :awkward:

Tunneling isn't always necessary.

hamoi

Harold has returned to his keyboard and...... mouse

loved the breadstick date. can't wait to get the unlimited pasta pass. see u later <3

jk ly bbygrl <333

♥♥♥♥ you

yeah your name makes a lot of sense you hamoi Ass mf

ahahah u gey

Swiped right expecting a dine-and-smash situation. Not the case though, after taking me out to eat and making sweet love to me that same night, he became a tasteful fling. It wasnt until a few weeks later that I snuck some of his saliva into a 24&me (he has the downs) package. I sent it off and found out he's 99% Byzantine with the remaining 1% being fermented coconut oil??? (not sure how thats possible???) It wasnt until a few days later I broke things off with him, I wont go into detail because its personal, but it involved a kiddie pool, countless containers of cocoa mix, and one very angry chicken. It was just too much. Would swipe right again, 14/10

do you smell it?..... that smell....that smelly smell smell that smells.... that smells smelly smell...

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*ahem* Listen carefully.
M’lady, it seems you have stolen something from me and I am very upset! I will have no choice but to contact the town sheriff and have you placed in the stocks for thievery if you do not return my heart to me posthaste! This kind of behavior will not be tolerated. However, I am willing to overlook this transgression if you agree to a date with me. Otherwise charges will be pressed for the stealing of my heart!
I await your letter of acceptance.
*bows and kisses hand*
Truly, Lord Maximus

That's a lotta of damage!

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