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garrett Jun 14, 2025 @ 2:11am 
+rep

my brake lights went out on my car, and The Giant Rat hopped on top of my car and held up a street scavenged well-worn Stop Sign every time I went to brake. the cops pulled me over, but luckily The Giant Rat is a well-versed practitioner of the law, and my rights were read BEFORE the cop took my license and gave me a ticket. after I got the ticket, The Giant Rat used it as fuel for his Giant Rat mating ritual, in which many much smaller sized rats came and created many, many more rats. after the rats were created, The Giant Rat combined all of the rats together to form a genetic mutation of over 100 rats, creating The Gianter Rat. we aren't sure where this rat currently is, because he has escaped from his domicile and is currently roaming the forests of north canada. Thank you The Giant Rat
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2025 @ 3:05am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2024 @ 3:12am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
garrett Feb 22, 2024 @ 9:49pm 
+rep Nice USP ACE !
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2023 @ 11:43am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2022 @ 9:25am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 16, 2021 @ 7:50am 
yesterday👏was👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2020 @ 3:30am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
Insanemonki0 Aug 21, 2019 @ 5:10am 
The snake says clunk, while the sky roars and screams into our ears. And we don't know. WE. DON'T KNOW
Lo-fi Longcat Mar 15, 2019 @ 5:39am 
today👏is👏the👏ides of march❗️❗️❗️📆😜 Julius Caesar 💬might💬 have gotten💘the knife😩 but I'm ❌NOT❌🙅 going to stab🔪🔪YOU in the back👌🙏 because you're my 👬HOMIE! send this to 1⃣5⃣ Rulers 👑of Rome that you 🚫won't🚫 stab in the back 🔪🔪 ET TU BROTE?? 🙊
garrett Jan 5, 2019 @ 4:20am 
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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