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15.4 hrs on record
If you're like me and you constantly struggle to find games that take your attention for many, many hours at a time:

THIS GAME IS FOR YOU!

Not only is this a card game, it is a horror game. It's also an ARG. It's a mastercrafted masterpiece made by a team of folks who actually, genuinely want you to enjoy it. I laughed, I screamed, I had many moments of critical thinking and even more moments of pondering the mysteries of life.

A game that will absolutely take your breath away. It's fresh, it's challenging, and it's fun as hell.

One. Of. The. Greats.

Play this.
Posted October 19, 2024.
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3.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I highly recommend this game. A short, perfectly horrifying experience to enjoy with your friends. Highly, highly recommended. It's also the most beautiful game I've ever seen in my entire life.
Posted September 13, 2024.
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93.9 hrs on record (86.7 hrs at review time)
"You see mysterious strangers in the night. Leaning against unlit doorways, engaged in hushed conversation. A shadowy cabal exchanging looks, whispering in dark alleys and unmarked locales. A radical cell conspiring against the state -- and perhaps even against man and woman. Was that a secret handshake? What’s going on? Who are these secretive people? How will they accomplish their sinister and world-altering goals? And most importantly -- are you *one* of them? You could be. Maybe you forgot..."

I may not have 5,000 hours, but this game lives rent free in my head.

It's like Edd-Ed-n'-Eddy, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Psychonauts, Planescape: Torment, Skate 3, World War II, Fallout: New Vegas, a manatee, a kilogram of steel and a feather had a baby. On drugs. Oh- and your emotions talk to you.
Posted March 23, 2022. Last edited March 18, 2024.
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77.5 hrs on record (43.9 hrs at review time)
Pretty rad. It's 4 player co-op with friends, and it also has a (really, really good) mission finder that also pairs you with randoms online. Fun stuff. Each dwarf (of 4) has their own abilities and equipment they bring to the battle. Cool unlockables, craftable beers to share with your fellow dwarves (some have buffs, drinking is fun), and you have a special button, V, that is solely dedicated to strengthening the spirits of your brothers in stone. Pretty great game. Endless fun for a low price. Worth it in every respect. Rock & Stone!
Posted March 23, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
746.1 hrs on record (482.2 hrs at review time)
As I prepare to download New Vegas for the ???th time, I have decided to write a review about my favorite game of all time. I haven't thought much of this review, but I have played NV for many, many hours. This game scratches every itch. Monsters to shoot, people to shoot, people to charm/persuade/intimidate, puzzles to solve, ruins to delve, vaults to explore, DLC to plunder through, lessons to be learned, mistakes to be made, and on and an and on. There is a reason Fallout fans say this is their favorite. Despite the 2010 (or really 2007) graphics, this game holds up better than most other RPG's. Insane amounts of replay value here. Anyway, I'm tired of typing now, I'm gonna go get my A fisted by an R, so don't get S'd in the H by a B. Peace!
Posted September 26, 2020.
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48.7 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)
Legit the greatest free to play game I have *ever* played. Do you miss the times when creators would add cool ♥♥♥♥ to maps for no other reason than it being a cool feature? Trains, droppable bridges, airlocks to throw people out of, a shoving mechanic that is more fun than gun combat, and so much more. Gadgets, guns, aliens, powers, it has everything. It's 16 people in one of 15 (each of the 15 maps for the main mode are easily some of the best made maps I have ever played on, visually and mechanically) maps. 1 Person is a monster who can turn into Spacemen. ANY Spaceman. They basically have free reign on the entire match. Kill lonely players one by one, or set up devious traps to confuse and execute the spacemen. The spacemen are not helpless however. Railguns, Grenades, Mines, Stun Batons, **NUCLEAR BOMBS!!!** I could probably fill 40 of these review boxes with neat things I've found while playing this game in only 20hrs. I forgot to mention:




people really like ram ranch on here, too
Posted July 21, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
242.2 hrs on record (79.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
if this game is so good, then where is Barotrauma 2? in all seriousness this might be the greatest game I've ever played. 77 hours in 4 days. Thanks, quarantine.
Posted April 21, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
515.4 hrs on record (379.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've had this game since it came out however many years ago.

It's gone through some tough times, but I think that I can say with certainty that the .63 update is going to be the true revival of this game. The new engine, new animations, and so much more it'd be stupid of me to try and type it out all right here. If you enjoyed DayZ standalone and wanted more of the same experience as before except now it's a thousand times more optimized and fun... then just wait for the .63 update to go live.

CHOO CHOO MOTHER TRUCKER!
Posted June 20, 2018.
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4 people found this review helpful
78.4 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
Dammit. I loved this game. I was there 3 years ago when the hype began and I was sitting in my chair at 12:59 pm when it was released on the East Coast in the USA. I've loved everything I had ever heard about it. The game comes out and I enjoy it as much as I possibly can, I ignore everything that everyone says about it. I had a decent enough time. I couldn't run it well, maybe 20-30 fps at max, but I continued to play. I looked past all of the bugs and boring gameplay mechanics for something worthwhile. I just cannot find it. I thought this game would be different, and the little patches and updates aren't doing me any good. In fact, with the update that came out today, a wonderful little glitch appeared. I can no longer play No Man's Sky. I've changed nothing yet now I cannot even boot the game up. I gave Hello Games a chance, and they failed to impress me and millions of others. I'm sorry Sean, but I think you done ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.
Posted August 16, 2016.
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