Purchased on deep sale ($2.99NZD), had an absolute blast for the money. The selling point of 80's movie icons is a dud considering you've seen better acting in a morgue, and the lines are delivered with all the passion of an Excel Spreadsheet, but the gameplay is a slightly janky blast.

Gameplay loop is a little repetitive, but it's bite-sized and somewhat randomised meaning it's great to take your brain out and cartoonishly raise heck in small doses.

Adult-onset autism diagnosis simulator.

In the Navy, we're gonna hunt ourselves a beast!
In the Navy, we're gonna lose our way out East!
In the Navy, entire crew is now deceased!
In the Navy! In the Navy!

"OK Officer well the REASON there's 5 corpses and a dozen bags of bio-hazardous waste in my truck is that I like to PARTY."

I beat the crap out of like 50 bikers in this game, and it was almost as much of a beating as Dad gave me when I said the F word when I was 6.