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Alea iacta est.

Learning is fundamental, ♥♥♥♥♥.

You were never no locomotive, Sunflower, you were a
sunflower!
And you Locomotive, you are a locomotive, forget me
not!

Right now your shoe shops would produce shoes worth $100 a pair, while the cost of materials, labor, and upkeep would be minuscule. I should guess that your weekly profit would be around 2500%. This assumes of course that corporate greed remains constant -- which, I can virtually guarantee you, it will. Do you wish to proceed?

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.

In America, it is not important how much something costs, it's more important how much you can save when you buy it.

I mean, it’s better than nothing and it’s a nice gesture but it does feel like my grandmother just gave me six of the same Cosby sweaters for my birthday, in the wrong size.

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

-I am on a seafood diet, I see food, and I eat it.

Operation Breakout patch notes on de_inferno:
– Removed pretty flowers behind yellow car in banana.
– Calmed down dog in apartments
– Changed max chicken population from 10 to 12.
– Added back relaxing flamenco music to T spawn.

-Justice will be swift! Justice with be painful! IT WILL BE DELICIOUS!

Salem did nothing wrong, Neo best girl

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My ex was an archaeologist. She was great at digging up the past.

(read Practical Guide to Evil!)

“There is no peace. There is no truce. There is only the shiver before the blade claims your neck. You will fight and you will rage and you will weep, but in the end there can only ever be one end to this.”

“Take a swing,” I smiled back, all teeth and malice. “See where it gets you.”

"Come on, Masego, where's your spirit of adventure?"
"That's a myth! My father dissected dozens of heroes and he never found a trace of it!"

“I like him,” Kairos mused. “He’s got that, what do you call it?”
“Cold-blooded ruthlessness,” I said.
“No, that’s not it. Ah, a knife,” the Tyrant of Helike said. “He’s got a knife.”

“Do I even need to give the order?”
– Dread Empress Massacre

(read Practical Guide to Evil!)

The box in your heart that contains happiness has a hole in it. Happiness is constantly spilling out. If you don't notice that hole and plug it, you'll never be satisfied.

Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.

I'm out here hoofing it through that third nostril, praise god

I can't be unhinged, I'm not a door

Given the opportunity, players will optimize the fun out of a game.

My body is a temple and the religion is debauchery

“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.
"So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

One must imagine Sisyphus happy. You become truly free when the boulder is no longer your foe.