The Barton of Stories
Caleb T. F.
United States
Now that we're done with all of that...

My 10 favorite songs in no particular order:
1.Go Tell Aunt Rhody - Resident Evil 7 Theme. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5vaVu61eI
2.Eminem - Lose Yourself. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSZk3WFEiGg
3.Lindsey Stirling - Roundtable Rival. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc
4.Dorothy - Gun In My Hand. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS5naemyo0I
5.Gnarls Barkley - Crazy. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
6.Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
7.Miracle of Sound - Wake the White Wolf. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0trGRJs_IU
8.Pixies - Where Is My Mind. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkibxWr0DY
9.Dan Bull - The Bestiary. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABNHbOwVmw
10.The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIFublvDes

Random things about me:
1.My three favorite foods are shrimp, deviled eggs (preferably w/ paprika), and truffels (the chocolates, not the mushrooms).
2.I really want to learn to speak German at some point during High School, since I need to take at least a single language class to graduate anyway.
3.Onion boy (Onision) and the Gnome King (Keemstar) are my two least favorite people on the internet.
4.I have a Youtube channel that I upload random videos of various types on, which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCapN_x8ftBZKB9S6kdp3EEg/videos
5.With my channel serving as a prime example, it shouldn't be hard to guess that my main name online is The Barton, although I also go by Hacbarton and Kilbarti.
6.Return to Karazhan, Resident Evil 7, Lonesome Road, Far Harbor, Tyler Durden, Jerome Valeska, Robin Lord Taylor, Lucas Baker, World of Warcraft: Legion, Samariyu, Brosef Joseph, and Eminem are all the best things since sliced bread, in my personal opinion.
8.Jokes/phrases you may end up repeatedly hearing me use include, but are not limited to: "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?" "But the final twist is..." "Oh look! It's Brosef Joseph!" "War never changes." and "That's a spicy maymay."

Political Views: Independent. I can see the pros and cons to both sides of almost any argument or debate, Although, I did get really angry about the DNC screwing over Bernie Sanders during the build up to the most recent presidential election.
Religious Views: I'm an atheist, but as long as you don't start beef with me about that, I'm fine with having religious people as friends. Also, I definitely enjoy talking about weird phenomina and the like, despite my need to explain it scientifically.
Civil Rights Views: There are definitely some problems in the world, but riots and violent demonstrations won't help that. People who riot are clearly filled with hate themselves, even if they try to deny it, although we can't just dismiss the idea of bias from the other side as if it doesn't exist. I believe in HUMAN rights, NOT womens rights, black rights, or whatever specific group others might focus on. Not all straight white men are racist, sexist, homophobic bigots, but not all gay black women (talking in extreme opposites here) are murderers and thieves. Both sides are guilty of some factors and innocent of others, in their own different ways.
Now that we're done with all of that...

My 10 favorite songs in no particular order:
1.Go Tell Aunt Rhody - Resident Evil 7 Theme. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC5vaVu61eI
2.Eminem - Lose Yourself. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSZk3WFEiGg
3.Lindsey Stirling - Roundtable Rival. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc
4.Dorothy - Gun In My Hand. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS5naemyo0I
5.Gnarls Barkley - Crazy. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2B6SjMh_w
6.Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyHNuVaZJ-k
7.Miracle of Sound - Wake the White Wolf. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0trGRJs_IU
8.Pixies - Where Is My Mind. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gkibxWr0DY
9.Dan Bull - The Bestiary. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZABNHbOwVmw
10.The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go. Found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGIFublvDes

Random things about me:
1.My three favorite foods are shrimp, deviled eggs (preferably w/ paprika), and truffels (the chocolates, not the mushrooms).
2.I really want to learn to speak German at some point during High School, since I need to take at least a single language class to graduate anyway.
3.Onion boy (Onision) and the Gnome King (Keemstar) are my two least favorite people on the internet.
4.I have a Youtube channel that I upload random videos of various types on, which can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCapN_x8ftBZKB9S6kdp3EEg/videos
5.With my channel serving as a prime example, it shouldn't be hard to guess that my main name online is The Barton, although I also go by Hacbarton and Kilbarti.
6.Return to Karazhan, Resident Evil 7, Lonesome Road, Far Harbor, Tyler Durden, Jerome Valeska, Robin Lord Taylor, Lucas Baker, World of Warcraft: Legion, Samariyu, Brosef Joseph, and Eminem are all the best things since sliced bread, in my personal opinion.
8.Jokes/phrases you may end up repeatedly hearing me use include, but are not limited to: "Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Cthulhu?" "But the final twist is..." "Oh look! It's Brosef Joseph!" "War never changes." and "That's a spicy maymay."

Political Views: Independent. I can see the pros and cons to both sides of almost any argument or debate, Although, I did get really angry about the DNC screwing over Bernie Sanders during the build up to the most recent presidential election.
Religious Views: I'm an atheist, but as long as you don't start beef with me about that, I'm fine with having religious people as friends. Also, I definitely enjoy talking about weird phenomina and the like, despite my need to explain it scientifically.
Civil Rights Views: There are definitely some problems in the world, but riots and violent demonstrations won't help that. People who riot are clearly filled with hate themselves, even if they try to deny it, although we can't just dismiss the idea of bias from the other side as if it doesn't exist. I believe in HUMAN rights, NOT womens rights, black rights, or whatever specific group others might focus on. Not all straight white men are racist, sexist, homophobic bigots, but not all gay black women (talking in extreme opposites here) are murderers and thieves. Both sides are guilty of some factors and innocent of others, in their own different ways.