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Peter: [opening drawer] Hey, Lois, there's a Bible in here! [He opens the book and dances around with it]
Peter: Hey, look at me! I'm a Christian! I'm reading the Bible!
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Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"?
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You will obey or molten silver will be poured into your ears.
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Swahili, n.:
The language used by the National Enquirer to print their retractions.
-- Johnny Hart

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Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...

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Boss: You forgot to assign the result of your map!

Hacker: Dang, I'm always forgetting my assignations...

Boss: And what's that "goto" doing there?!?

Hacker: Er, I guess my finger slipped when I was typing "getservbyport"...

Boss: Ah well, accidents will happen. Maybe we should have picked APL.
-- Larry Wall in <199710311732.JAA19169@wall.org>

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Solus Jul 13, 2012 @ 3:28am 
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Solus Jul 10, 2011 @ 11:10am 
yo voor een ticket :)