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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
This game seems like it could be fun... if it was playable.
The controls are some of the worst I've had the displeasure to encounter.
On keyboard, everything is mapped to seemingly random keys. At least they can be remapped, but I'm not even sure if it's worth it, when every single key has to be changed.

On controller, it's completely unplayable. And I'm not saying that figuratively.
Up is down. Like, if I want to go down, I have to press up.
The key that normally, on every single other game, means "ok," in this game means "cancel" and vice versa.
It's a nightmare to rebind the keys on controller because they're not called X and Y, or even Triange and Square.
They're called Button 1, Button 2, etc. Press Button 0 to select.
What button is "Button 0?" I've never seen that in my entire life.

Do not get this game unless you want to become irrationally angry.
Posted April 21, 2025.
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1.3 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Why do drugs when this game exists?

In all seriousness, this game makes my dopamine-resistant brain happy. I go through life being constantly under-stimulated but there's so much random insane stuff going on in this game that playing it actually makes me feel like a normal person for once.
Posted May 15, 2024. Last edited May 15, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
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19.0 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Really it's just a timer but it does help to make meditating a bit more of a habit. I'm a huge sl*t for gamification of normal everyday activities because I generally don't do them otherwise.
I wish we could decorate our island with the trees we grow rather than them just disappearing as soon as they're finished growing. But maybe that's a metaphor for something...
Posted April 18, 2024.
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517.7 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Love it! I have pretty severe ADHD and this tool is a cute and fun way to get me to focus a little bit better. I love the aesthetic, and part of me wishes we could have more customization but I know I'd just end up getting distracted and lost in the customization if there were too many options. I really like the habit tracker and the to-do list. I think the tomato timer could use some work, since we don't get a timer for breaks it's difficult to keep track of them.

The main way this "game" helps me, is because I have a huge problem with gaming when I'm supposed to be working. But if I have this game open, I can't open another game on top of it while it's running. So it stops me from gaming when I shouldn't.
Posted April 17, 2024.
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183.2 hrs on record (100.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is so much fun! I like that all the traits are pretty balanced so you can create whichever team comp your heart desires, and as long as you plan out your strategy well you can win. It's very easy to pick up, and quite challenging once you unlock everything and get to the higher challenge climb levels. I just beat challenge climb 15 and it was so much fun climbing the levels and having to perfect my strategy in order to win at the higher challenge levels.
Posted February 26, 2024.
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125.5 hrs on record (11.5 hrs at review time)
i bought it just for the letter achievements but i LOVE THIS GAME! I can't stop playing it? I don't even like puzzle games but I can just sit and play for hours and forget what time it is. I literally just bought it today and already have 11 hours on it wtf. how did my life come to this
Posted January 5, 2021.
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