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Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 7:01pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 5:17pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked Jan 5 @ 9:45pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 6:09pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked Jan 1 @ 4:36pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked Jan 8 @ 10:20pm



Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Pimped!

That really does it.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.