🔞 ADULT: Id/isx ws/stats//achievements

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 1:05am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 12:19am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Unlocked Jan 1, 2024 @ 10:11pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Unlocked May 22, 2024 @ 11:20pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 12:26am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked Feb 17, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked Mar 23, 2024 @ 8:57pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked Oct 19, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked Jan 12, 2024 @ 7:52pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Unlocked Mar 27, 2024 @ 11:51pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked Oct 31, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked Jan 15, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked Dec 7, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked Oct 2, 2023 @ 1:56am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 10:57pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked Mar 24, 2024 @ 12:06am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked Jan 13, 2024 @ 12:21am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Unlocked Mar 26, 2024 @ 11:47pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 12:19am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked Sep 27, 2023 @ 2:02am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked Jan 13, 2024 @ 5:26am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:49pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 11:35pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 2:40am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 9:39pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked Sep 14, 2023 @ 10:48pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked Sep 20, 2023 @ 10:57pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:12pm

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Unlocked Mar 26, 2024 @ 10:01pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked Apr 1, 2024 @ 12:03am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked Dec 10, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Unlocked Mar 26, 2024 @ 10:03pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Oct 16, 2023 @ 7:19pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked Nov 10, 2025 @ 6:23pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Unlocked Dec 29, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked Dec 19, 2023 @ 12:38am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked Jan 3, 2024 @ 2:37am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked Sep 26, 2023 @ 1:36am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Unlocked Mar 2, 2024 @ 8:10pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked Feb 10, 2024 @ 6:38pm

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Unlocked Apr 3, 2024 @ 11:42pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 9:52pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked Dec 17, 2023 @ 3:04am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked Sep 16, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked Mar 25, 2024 @ 9:48pm

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?