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691 people found this review helpful
60 people found this review funny
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1,104.5 hrs on record (1,043.8 hrs at review time)
Developer Meeting :

Hey guys, I have a great Idea! How about we update the game engine 5 Years after the game was released? Ruin the entire menu UI which everyone asked for us to clean up forever and consolefy it. As an added bonus, alot of players that bought the game years ago cant even start the game anymore due to our "update". Oh, youre listening? Okay, I got more, how about we also delete 66% of all of our maps and then, months after all of that going down and us fixing nothing - we deal the ultimate blow and release pink clown zombies with funny music and gangsta rappers with lazer weapons! You know, in our "1894 realistic gritty western shooter"

Sounds good? No? Okay, lets release it.
Posted December 15, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
438.3 hrs on record (429.0 hrs at review time)
Aw man that sucks. I was looking forward to playing Borderlands 3.

Thats a no from me, dawg. Have fun with your epic money when no one wants to buy your next game.
Posted April 6, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
If you enjoyed the first game (10000000) you will definitely enjoy this one too. An upgrade in every aspect as far as I can see so far.
Posted June 5, 2015.
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33 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I Ragequit on level 9.

I guess it kept its promise?


Now Serious :

In this game you try to get your cube to the finish. The main problem with this is that you cannot turn your camera and you can only use WASD to move your cube around. This means that you only have 8 directions you can guide your cube to. If this wasnt enough, in this game you have a cube that bounces of its edges. This sometimes results in you pressing W to go forward but your cube actually just jumps of the platform because it got stuck on a corner. This wouldn't be too bad if you would be allowed to turn your camera so you could work around that.
Posted March 16, 2015. Last edited March 16, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Incredibly bad game. Not even worth checking out even tho its free.

Edit : Now about an hour after I wrote this review im permanently banned from the game. Thats how bad the game REALLY is.
Posted November 25, 2014. Last edited November 25, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
37.0 hrs on record (21.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
WHY DO I ONLY GET F***ING BOXES UUARRGH
Posted August 4, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful