Once upon a time, I was just a normal dude... I went on nights out, I played golf with my mates... Sometimes, I even went fishing. I was sensitive, kind, and always cleanly shaven. But, the thing is, I hated life. I constantly wanted to regress into the depths of the earth and never be seen again. I felt, well, disgusting.

That was until the fateful day that I found VRChat, a wild, digital fever dream where you can be anyone… or anything.
I started small: a silent flying toaster. It felt safe. People were chill with toasters. No judgment, no pressure, just someone occasionally asking, “Hey man, you good?” as I hovered awkwardly in corners.

Fast-forward three weeks, I now sport a fv€kboi Avi with a special "Lollypop" ability. I developed a British accent that I don’t actually have in real life. I host weekly karaoke nights in a neon strip club with people from six continents. My lobbies are filled with kittens and e-girls. They fein for me, and for my VRP (VRPenis)... And, I love it.

See, I wasn't built for the real world full of awkward silences and judgemental stares. No. This is what I was made for. This is my purpose.
I've committed to this lifestyle now, and as I shovel Lays down my throat, crumbs sprinkle over the beard that I have started to grow out on my face, and even neck. Grooming? I don't have time for that, besides, there are online women who don't even care.

So, I want to say thanks to VRChat. You enabled me to find my truest self, and allowed me to fulfill my discord daddy legacy (Also, being a toaster was surprisingly therapeutic).

8/10, pretty fun game but don't join the Lovense servers unless you want to be scarred for life.