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2 people found this review helpful
20.7 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I Can Honestly Say That I've Been Asked A Million Times Why I Play Games. And I Normally Just Shrug And Say "It's A Hobby.", But That's A Lie. Because When I'm In Game, I'm At Home. From The Flames Of Cataclysm To The Icy
Mountains Of Tamriel, Anywhere I Venture, Is A Place I Love And Know. My Entire Life People Preach That I Could Be Anything That I Wanted To Be. But When I Told Them I Wanted To Be The Captain Of A Ship, A Spaceship, The Spaceship
That Saves Humanity. That I Wanted To Be Commander Shepard They Told Me I Need To Get A Grip On Reality. And To Them To Them A Grip On A Reality Means The American Dream, Working Nine To Five Crammed Up In A Tiny Cubicle
Having Two-point-five Kids, A Two Story Suburban House And A White Picket Fence. I Divorce Once, And I'd Have Debt Into My Early Thirties Because I Took Some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ University Degree That's Suppose To Help Me In The End.
This Isn't Reality, This Is Just A Dull Outlook On It. Now I Understand It's Human Nature To Achieve Greatness, But I Can Do This As Commander Shepard, I Don't Need A Degree. And If I Want To Go On An Adventure I Don't Ever Have To Leave
The Comfort Of My Home. Yet, People Spend An Entire Salary To Travel And I Can't Help But Laugh. I've Single-handedly Stopped A Reign Of Ancient Wyverns From Destroying A Nation, But Before I Could Do That Do I Had To:
• Learn Their Language
• Become A Master In Swordsmanship, Smithing, Archery, Defense, Magic, Speech, Hunting And Thieving!
Not To Mention I Had To Take Down An Entire Fleet Of Assassins Along With A Brigade Of Smugglers Before I Could Even Start My Lessons In Dragon's Speak. I've Always Enjoyed An Adventure, But I Hated Pawning My Limbs To Afford An
Eighteen-hour Car Ride. And Aside From Being Told That I Can Enjoy A White-picket Fence At The End Of My Career, All My Years As A Student Was Balance Between Fractal Formulas And Believing I Never Be Able To Love Which Is Literal Insanity.
I've Saved Princess Peach. I Wanted To Be The Guy, And I Became The Guy. I Saved Bandage Girl. And I've Been Link For Generations Just To Save Princess Zelda. But Yet, I'm The Eternal Virgin, I'm The Guy That's Never Going To Love.
And Sometimes This ♥♥♥♥ Doesn't Make Sense To Me, Why People Assume That I Need To Be Out Doing Something And Away From Home To Have Fun When I Have My Own Reality Grasped Between My Hands. I Have My Own World At My Fingertips, If I Screw Something
Up I Can Rewind Time. I Can't Do That In Real Life, But When I'm In Game I'm Free To What I Please, When I Pleeease, I'm Free To Enjoy Things The Way I Want To. I Can Build My Own Kingdom And Lead My People To Freedom Because I'm The Mind
Behind The Game. I'm The One Who Enjoys These Games.
I Am A Gamer.
And I Always Will Be.
Posted November 13, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
78.6 hrs on record (53.3 hrs at review time)
barely a battlefield game
Posted October 11, 2025. Last edited October 26, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
8.5 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Solid Gaming
Posted August 29, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
153.8 hrs on record (18.3 hrs at review time)
Pure european kino
Posted February 9, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
66.3 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
Kino!!!!!!!!!!
Posted March 7, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
93.1 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Ichiban at tha beach
Posted January 31, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
The Law Is The Law And That's That.
Posted January 24, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.5 hrs on record
kiryu kazuma as Jorg
Posted January 24, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.0 hrs on record
Pure Kino A+
Posted October 12, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
34.6 hrs on record (23.4 hrs at review time)
Uninteresting everything
Posted September 13, 2023.
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