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You dare challenge me? ME? The one who has spent more hours in the digital realm than in the cursed, sunlit world of the normies? While you were out ‘socializing’ and ‘being productive,’ I was mastering every pixel, every hitbox, every broken strat that developers were too slow to patch. My WASD fingers move with the precision of a concert pianist, my reaction time so fast it registers before the servers can catch up.

You call me ‘sweaty’? No, I am ascended. I have transcended casual play. I breathe input lag. My veins pump pure G-Fuel. My ancestors look down upon my killstreaks with solemn approval. You think you can ‘just have fun’? Fun is for the weak. There is only victory, or the deep, soul-crushing grind to improve. So go ahead, pick up that controller, load into my lobby, and prepare to witness a level of dominance that your fragile mortal mind can barely comprehend. GG, kid. GG.

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