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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
19.7 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
If I want to play a PVE camping simulator, I'd play Ready or Not.

ToD quests are just a load of nonsense. Getting a knife kill and then survive? You can't make this ♥♥♥♥ up lol get ready to be stuck on the same map for an hour, or just use "bot_knives_only" to abuse the game.

I also encountered some crashes and UI bug (if you open Steam overlay at the end of a ToD match, the game literally won't end and you're stuck in limbo, as there's no HUD).
Posted May 3, 2025. Last edited May 3, 2025.
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305.8 hrs on record (101.6 hrs at review time)
1. Ogryns are way too slow to be useful. Lore-wise, shouldn't they walk and run faster than humans? His talent tree also sucks.

2. Most players in this game are trash. They are either oblivious to ranged units or they sit with a shield as Ogryn and do zero damage. You're better off playing with a pro friend or someone from a lfg group.

3. Game does a bad job explaining the talent nodes. Some talents might sound nice but are actually detrimental. Might as well just remove those useless nodes.

4. The loading screen sometimes takes so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ long. WTF? Feels like this is an old bug from Vermintide 2.

5. When it comes to builds... if you want to maximise dps you're kind of stuck with the same things for each class... in other words, the items and weapons are not balanced. The game could get stale.

6. Game's too dark at times and it could be extremely hard to spot ranged units. You know what happens when you can't see enemies in the dark while they're shooting at you? The game gets "annoying". There needs to be a better gamma option.

7. There's so much screen effect for Psyker you need a mod to tune it down. Did they even playtest this?

8. While you're upgrading your weapons, the UX is not very good when it comes to screen transitions... you could accidentally work on a wrong weapon if you're not careful.

9. No solo option.

10. No scoreboard / kill counts at the end of the match, really?

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The Good:
1. Graphics look great and the game is well optimized. Levels and environments look beautiful and are true works of art.

2. Soundtracks are great. 9/10.

3. Voice acting is decent I guess...
Posted February 1, 2025. Last edited February 5, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
375.8 hrs on record (31.4 hrs at review time)
fix your ai sir thank you.

1. add an option to play with bots in coop
2. if you shoot civilians or surrendered enemies by accident the friendly ai will kill the player

Posted October 12, 2024. Last edited October 14, 2024.
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133.1 hrs on record (81.5 hrs at review time)
dev needs to fix the constant crashing. also gunships need nerf as you can sometimes drop right next to two GS fabricators
Posted March 11, 2024. Last edited April 6, 2024.
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707.0 hrs on record (698.4 hrs at review time)
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME IN 2025.

- AT gun targetting is still bugged (telling you units and tanks to target AT guns doesn't work).
- All of the fun units at the release of the game were nerfed to the ground.
- AI bases glitch up when you destroy them.
- In-game audio still sounds awful compared to COH2. The explosion sounds for example don't pack a punch like in COH2. Feels like they've all given up at this point.

- TTK is way too long and maps are way to big. The game easily becomes retreat and walking simulator.
- Medium Tanks (and flame tanks) don't do enough damage to infantry so the "COH2" vibe of using medium tanks simply isn't here. By the same token, your opponents can just spam infantry and get away with it (x7 Riflemen during a Pro Play, seriously?). Tanks are supposed to punish aggressively infantry play and blobs.
- MG also don't deal enough damage and suppression to infantry compared to COH2.
- Factions aren't balanced. Allied infantry are way too powerful (or rather Axis infantry are way too weak).

- All skins are ugly and not historically accurate. There's not much point to keep grinding.
- Again why would you bother buying a "cartoony" WW2 game that's not even historically accurate?
Posted December 29, 2023. Last edited January 4, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
415.8 hrs on record (91.1 hrs at review time)
pls fix ur ai sir thank you
Posted November 12, 2023.
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