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Nice opinion, just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine. Let me tell you something, I am the baseline for opinions. Any opinion I hold is objectively correct and as a result, any other opinions are wrong. Guess what? You happen to hold the wrong one! I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have contacted the FBI, CIA, the NSA, the navy seals, secret service, and your mom. You'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions, by the time you're reading this, you'll be done for. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. We decided just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit. So there's no chance you can run away, everyone will know you will die. It's a small price to pay, to remove your wrong opinion from this world.

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i got this new mario bros. plot. basically there's this super crown except it gives bowser huge boobs. i mean some serioushonkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! booette shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.

The Noble Intellectual pried his eyes away from the brightly glowing computer screen, his eyes now scanning across the room, looking for . . . Oh yes! There it is! Hanging crooked on the wall, was a black board filled with tally like markings. Despite the darkness of the basement, one could make out the words "Internet debates won". The seasoned Intellect grasped a chunk of bone white chalk ("bone white" he thought to himself, "a colour of haunting yet restrained Elegance") and rose from his seat with some resistance from gravitational forces. Shifting his hefty frame (whom would exercise the body when one can exercise the mind?), he gradually made his way across the room, eventually arriving at the monument to his immense intellect. Slowly but careful, he carved a vertical white line against the board, and paused to admire his work. Satisfied, the astute internet scholar made his way back to his learning station, entering a tab containing pirated cartoons and shows.

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Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.