I started tilting and rage-queueing in a game that's a pure 50/50

11/10

Absolutely fantastic. I wish I could get the first experience of it again.

My only complaint is that I suck at the hacking and didn't know I could get infinite retries in the settings until near the end. But that genuinely might have been a literacy L on my part.

It's a pick-3 roguelite but most of the time the choices all suck.

You get offered 3 cards out of the king's deck you just fought.
Will any of those options have any synergy with your king's deck?
Will you get offered units at all?
Will you get to fight the mirror to upgrade the core cards that make your king any good?
Who knows!

I get trying to play with what you get but way too much of each king's deck is too situational or too bad to build around.

A very unique feeling rogue-like. There's just a unique feeling of each summit mission's opening looking up at the mountain and planning your route based off the limited information of the camera.

mmmmm floor chickens

Monke pop bloon 10/10

More prologue than Skyrim which is honestly impressive. You may think you're done the prologue but wait there's even more the constant, unskippable cut-scenes are deeply boring when you just want to start playing the actual game. The combat is basically the same as Skyrim but every enemy has 5x the health and does 2x the damage. The stealth isn't great, you will constantly get detected even when you're walking slowly in the shadows.
Plenty of people seem to enjoy it but I really can't get into it. But hey, at least it's free.

Play the Demo, you will find out if this is the right type of game addiction for you.
Great for blinking while trying to fix a shortage of iron plates getting to some point in your factory line and realizing it is 2:35 am and you have work in 5 hours.

Pretty alright.