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3,809.3 hrs on record (1,519.0 hrs at review time)
It has trucks. It's also more of a simulator than a game. That is, it's not entertaining to just mess around with the game world, like drive on the wrong side or go way too fast or rampage through the sidewalks. ETS2 is entertaining when you take it a bit seriously, assuming you like trucks. But honestly, I don't see how someone could not like trucks. Everyone likes cars, and trucks are like cars, but more.

If you want a fast-paced action-packed adventure with thrilling police chases, this is not the game for you. If you want a slow, relaxing experience while listening to your favourite podcast, this is for you. Again, if you like trucks. But we both know you do, or you wouldn't be reading this.
Posted April 26, 2021.
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11.6 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
I love this. This is truly great. It's like all the fun bits of just cause and the original doom had a gross tentacled baby. You get to wreak havoc and eat hundreds of people. The flashback bits are a bit of a downer to me, since they kill the pacing right off, but I imagine they convey some deeper bits of story I don't care about, and it's a small enough part of the game that I honestly don't care.

My only real problem is that it's short. More of the same, please. Doesn't need a new and deeper plot. Doesn't need enhanced graphics. Just more of this.
Posted July 27, 2020.
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