Recent reviews by Cakes

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Recommended

173.8 hrs on record (98.1 hrs at review time)

i'm so serious get the ACU Fixes mod and this game gets way more fun than it already is. favorite assassin's creed game by far, even without it.

Posted January 9, 2025.

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5,905.2 hrs on record (4,134.8 hrs at review time)

How do I spend so much time crafting in Final Fantasy XIV: Online? I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my ‘back pain’, adderall, to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine... Well, because it's awesome.

Posted July 25, 2024.

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Recommended

481.6 hrs on record (318.0 hrs at review time)

ok its getting a little better now

Posted February 25, 2024. Last edited November 9, 2025.

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Recommended

72.7 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)

yeah you see that was the problem, the remake did cure cancer.

Posted February 3, 2024.

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Not Recommended

7.8 hrs on record

3 hours in and there's just a whole lot of nothing going on. Rise and 2013 were spectacular and yet I genuinely get so bored playing this game already. The intro was the only fun part, the rest of it so far has just been walking slowly in straight lines, swim sections, and mostly uninteresting puzzles.

Posted November 15, 2023. Last edited January 29, 2025.

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