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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Stinky always online makes it a useless local co-op game with it looking good but on my old hardware it looks horrendous at the low settings, other party games that are not as demanding are fine on low graphics but this ones seems to be that it only looks good if it is medium to high as the minimum.
Posted September 26, 2024.
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19.6 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
I do not know where this game has been, I am always on the look out for a great local co-op game and this is by far one of the best ever, proper A*, just absolutely perfect, i dont know where it been hiding, this needs more coverage because it is just amazing. Definitely too under the radar.
Posted September 21, 2024.
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426.7 hrs on record (339.6 hrs at review time)
I love this game to bit but still mad about so many of the bugs introduced by double-eleven and their incessant dlc that does half a job at revamping content that was present likely in the beta 10 years ago for 4-8£ just to add bugs. You can tell it is being rammed to death by Paradox as per usual, easiest way to see besides the obvious, in the credits roll, the actual game creators, the ones who kept adding content for free before selling IP and did live stream updates monthly on game development are last in the credits roll, do you know what proceeds them, everyone who works at Paradox, not Paradox but the holding company of Paradox, Paradox EU, HR, Finance, Legal, people who likely never known about this game it is near several minutes of credits till you get to the 8 seconds crediting to the original developers, whilst Corporate gets a legit few minutes in there, jesus christ.

I will always love this game and my reverence for the original devs means I cannot dislike the game, love that you their fund-raising included getting a prisoner in game, if not what it was popularised and means even if it is tainted by the existence of paradox and double-11, no hate to them a pay-check is pay-check and under the guidance of Paradox you get what you, drivel, rubbish and exploitation through which their vessel and hand is double-11. We will see if they kill the series with PA2 but don't worry guys its 3d with a local town you can interact with and looks corporate with lacking identity, really like a mobile sequel atm.
Posted January 31, 2024.
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5.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
The completely nailed the atmosphere they were going for just a top job, I'm not single-player story type person at all., I think the only one I have ever completed is sleeping dogs over 6 years ago with no other story based game since but this is gripping me with it's world and story.

Definitely worthwhile, p.s., from what I have read the DLC is a must buy as it is just main game continued doubling the story length.
Posted December 24, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
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Finally the arcade-type racer I have been waiting for nearly a decade... bought at least 5 games which were nice in their ways that did not scratch the itch.... this is so great beyond my wildest dreams with things in it I did not know I wanted... hope they add at least 20 cars, or option to change amount to 20 xD.... either way it is amazing (ps a replay/save feature would be stellar).
Posted September 7, 2023.
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14.0 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
It's all gucci gang until you accidentally delete one building holding up the neighbourhoods requirement to then witness a new version of this games death-wave and then to start the crying -- Akin to finishing and accidentally destroying your meticulously made Lego-set you just made to just sit there and sulk.
Posted September 11, 2022. Last edited November 25, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
201.0 hrs on record
Its just become a scam cosmetically, no way to earn any cosmetic that is interesting like you could prior to Epic buying them.
Posted August 14, 2022.
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193.7 hrs on record (174.9 hrs at review time)
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Posted September 14, 2021. Last edited January 26.
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15.4 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted March 5, 2021.
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4.2 hrs on record
It is what it is.

And it be good.

Can confirm nearly a year later it still be true.
Posted January 2, 2021. Last edited November 30, 2021.
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